Ask Miss Nym*

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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:smiley:

Although, purple is only on certain, uh, ‘occasions’.

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Well, yeah, but I couldn’t exactly ask about “the whole nine yards.” That one isn’t NEARLY as annoying.

Not to mention the numerous questions about -gry in GQ as compared with the nine or so there about the 9 yards.

Should I have instead asked “Are all my base belong to you?”

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Dear Miss Nym,

a) How do you differentiate between snarks and boojums?

b) What’s your take on love? And how far should you go for love?

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I’m guessing a few thousand miles… :wink:

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Dear Miss Nym,

After reading this thread, I realise that my home city could greatly be improved by playing host to your coral beauty. I therefore humbly ask,

Would you accompany me to bring the last few degrees of exquisite perfection to our esteemed Shoe Museum? I’m sure the research oppurtunities will be… delicately curved.

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Dear Miss Nym,
OK I waited, all day I waited and what did I wait for…nothing! You promised me answers and gave me NOTHING! So I have no choice but to take you to the pit, the mud pit out back, clothing optional and I provide all the Dr Pepper we can drink after the fight :slight_smile: Any guys want to offer to spray us off? I didn’t think so. Used to be your fan in CA

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Dear Miss Nym:

  1. My car is making a noise that sounds like “grrrr-ooop-clink”. What will it cost me to fix it?

  2. Does Miss Nym have a lot of free time on her hands? Not that I’m complaining, of course, since Miss N starts the most interesting threads I’ve (insert ass’t brownnosing here)

  3. I forgot.

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oh, ms nym, i KNEW youd know the difference. you are my new hero. as to fig cake, ill be happy to bake you one if you so desire, but wouldnt you really rather have caramelized figs with creme mousseline and sugar toasted almonds?

i thought so.

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Dear Fleep,
Miss Nym does not usually indulge in such plebian dishes as horseshoes. However, Miss Nym is willing to “take a walk on the wild side” as you kids say these days. I think a horseshoe would be a stellar offering to Miss Nym. You’ll get your “Miss Nym loves ME!” bumper sticker as soon as I receive my plane ticket to visit your fair city.

Love,
Miss Nym

Dear Monster104,
“My name is Miss Nym,” usually works for me. However I don’t think that would work so well for you. “Nice shoes, wanna fuck” seems to be a popular. Gifts of money has also been known to work wonders. Play around with these, I’m sure you’ll find something that works for you. Good luck!

Love,
Miss Nym

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Dear Mama,
Miss Nym would like to offer you an exclusive apology. Miss Nym went out to celebrate her birthday yesterday and might have imbibed a wee bit much. The best advice Miss Nym can give you today is to never, ever, I mean ever, in your LIFE mix black martinis with Crown Royal and Coke. Ever. Lordy, my aching head. However, for you, Miss Nym will give it a shot.

  1. Miss Nym would recommend never being friends with anyone that excretes bodily fluids. It’s so…unsanitary. Ew. Try to set your sights higher, Mama. The Four Seasons has a lovely hotel room here in Chicago that goes for only $6,000 a day. If you’d like to visit here, I’d not only be glad to reserve it for you, but I’d even come visit. A FREE Miss Nym visit! For you! FREE!

  2. Yes. Offer in answer #1 null and void. I’m sorry.

  3. Silvery-white. Makes your tan look darker, too. Not that anyone is going to get close enough to you to check with that…boil or whatever the hell it is you have.

Again, apologies to you, Mama. I never tried to slight you, I’m just curled up on the couch in the foetal position, whimpering, shivering and wishing to die. I’ll try to be funny tomorrow, k?

Thank the gods I only have a birthday once a year. They’re going to kill me yet. Ow. Ow. Owwie.

Love,
Miss Nym

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I’m just popping in to wish Miss Nym* a happy belated birthday. :slight_smile:

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Dear Miss Nym,

          Why is it that men can only have one orgasm while women never have them?
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Happy belated birthday and I love you Miss Nym. I totally forgive you and beg to be reinstated as your fan in CA. Since Tigg stuck her head in I’ve been reminded of a somehwhat delicate question, do these happy fuzzy bunnies in my pants make my ass look big? Is puss normal? Is it normal to find puss on happy fuzzy bunnies? Didn’t Quix look cute sitting naked in my kitchen sipping Dr Pepper? Could you tell he had a happy fuzzy bunny shoved up his…well, you know. Can I borrow $50? If I can’t borrow it what do I have to do to earn it? Should I worry that Zoom made dinner but then refused to eat? Think he poisoned me? Is puss normal after you have been poisoned? If you don’t find time to answer that’s fine Miss Nym, I love you enough that I’ll just haunt you in the chat. Love and kisses, Ever your fan in CA

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Miss Nym is going to waste a valuable post just to clear up a misconception. My devoted minio…FRIENDS! My devoted friends have not missed my birthday. It is, in fact, not for another five days. However, there are SO many lovely people that want to take out Miss Nym for her birthday, I have to celebrate for at least a week.

All donations and presents accepted.

And thank you, gang. You guys are great.

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First off, happy early birthday. :slight_smile:

Miss Nym,

What would be a good nickname for my Stinky Paws besides Stinky Paws? I’m getting tired of explaining it.

Eagerly awaiting your wisdom…