Beacause they are all lying morons who suck Randi’s cock.
Well Son Of A Bitch. This just tears it. Now I gotta go outside and paint the fucking house. Thanks a lot, Peter. Thanks a whole fucking lot. If you coulda hung in there just a little longer, maybe a thunderstorm would have blown by. Maybe the temperature would have dropped 50 degrees or so. Maybe one of my Jack Russells, who pretty much divide their time between eating, sleeping, and digging holes in my back yard, would finally have tapped into one of those underground rivers, and I would be mailing my application in to the JREF.
But no. It’s all about you, isn’t it, Peter? No thoughts at all for the Mindless Minions of Randi. Without you, what are we to do? Where are we to go? How will we find direction in our lives?
You realize I am going to have to get up on the roof to paint the siding, right? Peter? Peter?
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You realize I am going to have to get up on the roof to paint the siding, right? QUOTE]When you’re done sucking Randi’s cock, yes.
No-one ever gets done sucking Randi’s cock.
Speak for yourself. Oh, you have your mouth full. Sorry.
Peter Morris: mwhatm? Fall in line, buddy! I’m not finished…
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Hey, I could probably do it from up there. All-wise All-powerful Randi is a mighty might man. Many’s the time I’ve reached for the garden hose only to find that yet another opportunity to serve my master has arisen, so to speak.
So much for **Peter Morris ** leaving insults aside.
Not replying to him, but I can say that once again I can spot assholery a mile away.
Suffice to say that it is sad to confirm that he can not even keep track of a typed discussion and still dares to try to teach grandma to suck eggs, but speaking of sucking 
, I do think Randi is a bit of an asshole too; but he has evidence to show the other side is even worse. And here, in the last days, we have the evidence too of how they create fake Greek style paradoxes that they ignore will evaporate once independent mediation enters into the mix. In other words, AFAICR, once a Randi challenge is accepted, whatever stupid semantics that were involved before would be taken care off in this stage. I predict this loser will fail even this first step.
Those who dismiss Randi, even skeptical groups, forget that sometimes a guy like that is needed in the fight against ignorance, I have the strong educated guess that if it was not for the in your face methods of Harry Houdini and others, we could had been discussing today in the SDMB the insidious influence of Spiritualism rather that the weak influence of Scientology.
And with that note, I consider this roast done.
Looks like things are petering out (ha!), so I think it’s time to close this trainwreck of a thread.
Gifaffe, is it too late to mention that Peter felches goats?