[QUOTE=sinjin]
Well, I’m usually looking for the pointy bits and I grant you they’re a little harder to miss. 
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I can pretty much guarantee that there’s nothing “pointy” on my bits… 
Why does the porridge bird lay his eggs in the air?
[QUOTE=Ruby]
I can pretty much guarantee that there’s nothing “pointy” on my bits…
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I think that’s because you, being Y chromosome deficient, don’t have the particular bit that sinjin is usually looking for.
In other words, whoosh!
[QUOTE=Ruby]
I can pretty much guarantee that there’s nothing “pointy” on my bits…
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pssst…I think **sinjin **prefers “outies”. My husband can sure point with his bits!
[QUOTE=Q.E.D.]
Being a mammal, I pretty much constantly have a mouth full of warm spit. And anyone who’s gone downtown on his lady friend knows what ass tastes like. 
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Fair enough. Riddle me this. How did Scott’s Dad know what a French whore smells like?
Hint : Scott was born in 1952.
[QUOTE=WhyNot]
pssst…I think **sinjin **prefers “outies”. My husband can sure point with his bits!
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Ding, ding, ding!!! 
:smack:
Q.E.D.: If it takes a chicken and a half a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?
Alternately - What’s that thing on my foot?
What does Q.E.D. stand for? (Please use Q.E.D. in your answer)
[QUOTE=ShibbOleth]
What does Q.E.D. stand for? <snip>
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Quite a lot, if this thread is any indication… 
So, tell me, what color is the sky in your world? 
Here is my contribution from those cheesey email surveys.
What’s the last compliment you gotten, and what’s the last one you’ve given someone else?
What’s your favorite vestigial body part?
if you had to sacrifice any living North American to prevent one or more of the Old Ones from returning and destroying us all, who would it be, and why?
[QUOTE=commasense]
Why does the porridge bird lay his eggs in the air?
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So the weasels can’t get 'em.
Gotta be a WWII vet. Does Scott eat cheese and give up easily?
A shoe.
Q.E.D. stands for the Latin phrase quod erat demonstrandum which means “thus it is demonstrated.” IOW, it’s a fancy way to say “my post is my cite.”
And the last threee, in order *since I’m pressed for time):
Blue, black, and sometimes grey.
I’ll say what I say to all cheesy email survyes: “Go %^#% yourself.”
The appendix!
Who?
and
Where?
Can I have some of your purple berries?
Can you get me Kari Byrun’s phone number?
Are you really an alien?
Beer is dear, but is liquor really quicker?
[QUOTE=Q.E.D.]
A shoe.
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Gesundheit!