Well, I thought I’d add my own mundane and pointless thread, since everybody else has one.
Don’t ask anything you want to know about me. Don’t ask me anything you want answered. In fact, feel free not to ask me questions on ANY topic, be it physics, vegetarianism, the gravitational constant, the price of tea in China, martial arts, computers, even the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow. I probably wouldn’t know the answers anyway.
Don’t fire away!
Joe Cool
Joe, where are all my missing socks?
Don’t answer that, Joe – at least not without an attorney present.
I would’ve gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids!
crap. nobody ever listens.
Demo, which socks do you mean? The gray one is behind the cushion in your couch, and the white one with red & blue stripes is in the trunk of your car. (what the hell were you doing in there???)
Joe Cool
African or European?
Voted Best Sport
And narrowly averted the despised moniker Smiley Master
Forward deployed until 18AUG00
What’s your favorite color?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Shadowfox
“The dead have risen, and they’re voting Republican!” - Bart Simpson
How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
TMR
LETS RIDE THIS SAUCER FULL OF SupErlovE INTO OUR FORTOLD UTOPIAN MILLENIUM…
Fish in a barrel.
Hey Joe . . . you cool ?
African.
It would drive you mad to know. Oh, wait a minute. I almost forgot where it is I’m posting. Everybody here is already mad. So my favorite color is #F3170C in hexadecimal RGB code.
This must be a trick question. Everybody knows that no self-respecting woodchuck would actually chuck wood. Chucking wood is a highly developed innate skill for all woodchucks, but it is widely considered to be gauche. In fact, it is through denying the instinctual drive to chuck wood that woodchucks achieve the ultimate religious expression and hope eventually to experience the nothingness of being. It’s kind of a zen thing.
Let’s find out. <unwrap> a-one, a-two-who, a-three, <CRUNCH!!>. Three.
Too many variables involved. It depends on how you define “cool.” Coolness has several connotations: one subjective, one absolute, one relating to temperature.
Examples:
“13 year old girls think n’sync is cool.” <— Subjective.
“KMFDM is cool.” <— Absolute.
“Jackie Chan is cool.” <— Absolute.
“It feels kind of cool in here, I need a jacket.” <— Temperature.
It depends on from whose perspective you want to know if I’m cool. It depends on the thermostat setting here at work. It depends on the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything. It depends on local gravitational effects.
But the definitive answer is an unswerving maybe.
Joe Cool
What is the answer to this question?
Chuck he would, as much as he could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Hey Joe, what’s the meaning of life?
Yes.
Forty-two
I always thought the answer was:
“A woodchuck would chuck as much as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.”
But where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
Does Snoopy know you’re using his pseudonym?
(Don’t ask about Bullwinkle.)
God is my co-pilot. Blame Him.
Have you heard MDFMK? Is it cool? Should I go out and buy it?
Where’s my side of FUN!?
Kisses!
Ophy
QUOTE, Originally posted by Joe_Cool:
I probably wouldn’t know the answers anyway.
Wait, I gave you all the answers just now. Quick, go to ASPAs ANSWERS in the mundane section. (Mundane means worldly, you know.)
what does a kid eat the middle of first?
Joe, I don’t want to ask a question, okay?
What time is it?
“Um, according to who? Nothing more than a high brow troll, though occasionally the bi polar personality swung in a constructive direction on innocuous topics.” Omniscient