(don't) Ask Joe Cool anything!

Joe, why is it that my hubby always has lint in his bellybutton, and I never do?


You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life.
L.L.

Joe, do you like iced lattes, aka Cool Joes?

I’ve only heard one song (Rabble Rouser) and it’s pretty good. Sounds pretty much like what you’d expect. Heavy guitar, heavy beat track, standard fare for KMFDMDFMK. I haven’t bought it yet, but I’m going to.

No, snoopy uses MY pseudonym, dammit! I sued that stupid dog. Wanna hear what happened? They said he owned the name just because he thought of it before I was born. What a bunch of crap. can you believe it?

Isn’t that some hotdog commercial from the 70’s? Where the kid couldn’t decide which end of the hotdog to start on, so he bit the middle out? I don’t remember the brand.

Ok.

Excellent question!
Next question?

[quote]
billehunt:
Joe, do you like iced lattes, aka Cool Joes?

Yes. But only on the third tuesday and the second monday of every month.


There is one safeguard known generally to the wise, which is an advantage and security to all,
but especially to democracies as against despots. What is it? Distrust.
– Demosthenes

Joe Cool

Boxers or briefs?

What’s sexier on women, cotton or silk? I kinda lean toward cotton. It’s much more hospitable.

Is it safe?


Any similarity between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

How do you contain several quotes within one posted answer to them all, as opposed to having to reply separately to each one? Thanks, ahead, forthe answer.

[QUOTE]
Originally posted by ASPA:
I mean, reply separately

YES. It’s perfectly safe. But it’s prohibited in Arizona, Vermont, Connecticut, and Massachusetts. of course, that depends on what your definition of “it” is. :wink:

Boxers at the moment. Either, both, or neither, depending on what I feel like wearing at the moment.

On women, anything can be sexy. It depends on what else she’s wearing. If she’s dressed all trampy, silk is better. If she’s dressed demurely, cotton is better. On some women, even plastic or a potato sack can look sexy.

I’m just using the

[quote]
tag each time and copy/paste to put in the text I want.


There is one safeguard known generally to the wise, which is an advantage and security to all,
but especially to democracies as against despots. What is it? Distrust.
– Demosthenes

Joe Cool

[quote]
Originally posted by Joe_Cool:
I’m just using the

I have trouble pasting, must be doing it wrong: When I click paste (using the standard toolbar) nothing pastes. Is there some “inhouse” copy/paste thing I should be using? I appreciate the reply; it’s more interactive and directly helpful than searching the faq. Thankx again.

Plastic? You can get 'em in plastic? That sounds so disposable. I’m not even going for it.

Joe, what is the meaning of Life? Of Time? Of “Model Railroader Newsletter & Gazetteer”?

And if your cool, why don’t you put on a sweater, instead of turning up the heat all the time?
And why haven’t you eaten all your meat? HOW CAN YOU GET DESSERT IF YOU HAVEN’T FINISHED ALL YOUR MEAT? DO YOU WANT TO BREAK YOUR MOTHER’S HEART?


You should tell the truth, expose the lies and live in the moment."-Bill Hicks
“You should tell the lies, live the truth and expose yourself.” - Bill Clinton

Can I ask the next question?


inconceivable? i don’t think that word means what you think it does

[humming] A kid’ll eat the middle of an Oreo first, and save the chocolate cookie outside for last. [/humming]


and the stars o’erhead were dancing heel to toe

[QUOTE]
Originally posted by Joe_Cool:
** Excellent question!
Next question?

[QUOTE]

Hey! No fair!! Everyone else got an answer to their question! Whassa matta, too hard for ya?
Okay, 'nother one for you. Where did my amethyst earring get to?


You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life.
L.L.

EXACT value of pi please.

it’s equal to precisely 1.0 (in base pi)
or 2.0 in base (pi/2)
it’s also equal to precisely 4*arctan(1), or

 00
 ____
 \                   1

4* > (-1^(n-1))( ------ )
/___ 2n-1
n=1

How’s that?

Dammit purplebear, you’re supposed to ask me easy questions! You’re making me look bad here. Check behind the faucet in your bathroom for the amethyst earrings. And you have a positive EPG (electrical potential gradient) with respect to the environment which causes your body to repel lint. Your husband is positively charged (opposites attract, see how that works out?) and all the lint flows down the gradient towards him.

The meaning of both time and life is purchase by, followed by subservience to america online. MRN&G is a front for the IRA and also for various alien expeditionary forces preparing to invade earth (just goes to show, you can’t trust the damn irish! haha). Its purpose is for laundering money and covertly gaining support here in the states.

“IF YOU DON’T EAT YER MEAT, YOU CAN’T HAVE ANY PUDDING! HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY PUDDING IF YOU DON’T EAT YER MEAT?!”

Never heard that one before. I could have sworn there was a hotdog commercial like that back in the 70s.


There is one safeguard known generally to the wise, which is an advantage and security to all,
but especially to democracies as against despots. What is it? Distrust.
– Demosthenes

Joe Cool

crap. that should have been this:
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=“1” face=“Verdana, Arial”>code:</font><HR><pre>
00


\ 1
4* > (-1^(n-1))( ------ )
/___ 2n-1
n=1




and the 00 is supposed to be infinity. not the green square on a roulette wheel.

Ok, last try:
pi= 4 times the sum (as n goes from 1 to infinity) of the terms (-1^(n-1))(1/(2n-1))

or 4*pi = 1 - 1/3 + 1/5 - 1/7 + 1/9…

I want my HTML.

What makes a question a question, if by the act of questioning we mean a mere interrogation, but not a rhetorical device, other than the question mark at the end of the sentence, and the interrogative pronoun at the start of the sentence?

make that pi/4. I’m going to lie down now.