(don't) Ask Joe Cool anything!

isn’t pi also the ratio of the circumference of a circle to it’s area or something like that?

alright Joe, here’s my question:

Why do they put hot dogs in packages of eight and buns in packages of six?


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Why?

Because, silly.


"Elmo knows where you live! – Elmo, after Homer stiffed PBS for $10,000
If you need a graphic solution, http:\ alk.to\Piglet

yes.

They don’t. They put hot dogs in packs of 10 and buns in packs of 8.

Why, indeed. Why not?


There is one safeguard known generally to the wise, which is an advantage and security to all,
but especially to democracies as against despots. What is it? Distrust.
– Demosthenes

Joe Cool

Thank you so much, Joe. I was really wondering about the lint. hehehe. I love your explanation! Oh, and it wasn’t quite behind the faucet, it was next to it, behind my ceramic box(it holds hair stuff). But, you put me on the right track, so thank you very much. :slight_smile:


You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life.
L.L.

Glad to be of service!


There is one safeguard known generally to the wise, which is an advantage and security to all,
but especially to democracies as against despots. What is it? Distrust.
– Demosthenes

Joe Cool

Well, you “don’t need no education”.

Just another brick in the wall… :smiley:


You should tell the truth, expose the lies and live in the moment."-Bill Hicks
“You should tell the lies, live the truth and expose yourself.” - Bill Clinton

Why did they stop making Graham Chex? Those things were good.

Did the Coyote ever catch & eat the Road Runner?

Cage match: Elmo or Blue?


This is my new sig. Thank Wally. It was his idea.
“I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday.”

They stopped making those because I didn’t like 'em! haha

Yes, the coyote did catch the roadrunner once, and he felt bad and couldn’t eat him. So he let him go. What a loser. I always wanted somebody to kill that stupid bird. And the tweety bird too. I hate those things.

Blue? the color? I think elmo would lose because he’d use up all his energy trying to fight a trancendental concept such as “blue” which doesn’t really exist except in our perceptions. And he’d die of exhaustion.

Or is there a muppet named blue? If so, the winner would be whoever has less “gratuitous cuteness”.


There is one safeguard known generally to the wise, which is an advantage and security to all,
but especially to democracies as against despots. What is it? Distrust.
– Demosthenes

Joe Cool

Joe: Blue is the puppy from Blue’s Clues, a pre-k show on Nickelodeon. As for gratuitous cuteness, I’d call them equal. My three year old daughter likes them both equally well.

Thanks for the answers to the other two, though! And how much to talk you in to getting Graham Chex back on the market? They really are good. :slight_smile:


This is my new sig. Thank Wally. It was his idea.
“I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday.”

I just heard the whole album finally. It’s pretty damn cool. It sounds good in my car, too. :slight_smile:


There is one safeguard known generally to the wise, which is an advantage and security to all,
but especially to democracies as against despots. What is it? Distrust.
– Demosthenes

Joe Cool

Are you just doing this to pad your post?? 'Cause if you are…What a good idea! :smiley:

no I’m doing it because I’m really really really really bored at work, and I want to share my razor sharp wit and burning sarcasm with the world, because I would hate for you all to have to go through life deprived.


Joe Cool

I don’t make sense but I’ve got my pride
I need no meaning, I feel no shame
I will not believe that I’ve got no choice
I’m out of control, and I love it


There is one safeguard known generally to the wise, which is an advantage and security to all,
but especially to democracies as against despots. What is it? Distrust.
– Demosthenes

Joe Cool

grumble grumble grumble…deleting the old profile after adding the new one…

Okay, here’s a puzzle for you:
If Kat has empty beverage cans on her TV tray table in four stacks of three, how many Pepsi cans on on her TV tray table?

zero, because kat doesn’t drink that tasteless crap. :slight_smile:


Joe Cool

I don’t make sense but I’ve got my pride
I need no meaning, I feel no shame
I won’t believe that I’ve got no choice
I’m out of control…and I love it