Ask The Cat

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Merlin, you’re posting under Inigo Montoya’s screen name. I’m pretty sure the mods don’t like that. You’ll need to get your own account.

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And in a related vein, what do small rodents and birds taste like?

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Merlyn,

You’ve got a sploch of milk on your nose and you’re still wearing your white bib. You might want to sort yourself out before you go to that disco party tonight.

Here’s my question:

What’s the deal with airline food?

Thanks,
Mbossa

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YAaaaaaaawn
= = = S t r e t c h = = =
GIMME SOME FOOD INIGO! GIMME SOME FOOD INIGO! GIMME SOME FOOD INIGO! GIMME SOME FOOD INIGO! GIMME SOME FOOD INIGO! GIMME SOME FOOD INIGO! GIMME SOME FOOD INIGO! GIMME SOME FOOD INIGO! GIMME SOME FOOD INIGO! GIMME SOME FOOD INIGO! GIMME SOME FOOD INIGO! GIMME SOME FOOD INIGO!

  • Watches Inigo fill the dish with irresistable kibbles*
    Yeah, that looks good. I’ll get to that after a quick nap…Any Questions?
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Could it be that you invite questions, yet offer no answers? How feline…

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Merlyn, what’s the meaning of life, the universe, and everything? Deep Thought wasn’t very good with his answer…

27

So what exactly is in the other room that requires you to suddenly accelerate to 83 mph to get there?

28

Merlyn, what is the third word ending in “gry?”

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Merlyn, the people in my house have developed a theory that when our cat gallumphs noisily up and down the hall at full speed that he’s chasing off invisible demons, is that what’s happening, or is there some other cause?

30

What a spooky picture! That cat looks like it sees invisible demons, indeed.

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Dear Merlyn,
Do you eat peas?

32

Are your balls intact?

If so, Yort?
/Eleusis’ former siamese female, who before getting spayed, would yell “YORT YORT YORT YORT!”, and then look look over her shoulder at the nearest human with bedroom eyes and ask, “Yort?”

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What were you before you were a cat…?

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Look in the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy for your answers. Or send in your own answers.

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36?

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What does “THE” stand for?

37

Or is it vice versa, Merlyn?

38

Why do you cats always have to lick your butts when everyone’s watching you?

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Er… points to second half of question