A CANUCK? A CANUCK?? Hey, what are you accusing me of here???
Oh yeah. Never mind, eh?
As for that whole spy thing - they have never been able to prove anything.
::whispering to DJ “Yep, definitely a spy. And probably a crab sympathizer too…”::
I have no sympathy for crabs. 'Specially if they’re dipped in melted butter.
Hmmm, then how would you like to join our crab defemation campaign?
Hmmm… an anti-crab platform…
I think we can link Dead Crab to illegal horse racing scams. Check this out:
Hmmmm, could work. How about “There haven’t been crabs in the White House since Lewinsky, do we really want to go *there again? Vote Chipmo(u)nk!” Oooh stylized spelling! How 'bout we start using the last name Chipmounk? Nah, looks too French.
As for this KimKatt, I dunno. How can we be sure she is loyal to The Cause? Can you think of anyway she may be able to prove her loyalty to us–I mean to Dead Chipmonk? Think, think, think…
Tsk, tsk, tsk. You should be ashamed DJ. We already know where that kind of thinking took Bill Clinton.
Yeah, straight to the White House…twice.
:: abstaining from comment ::
Hmmmm… you do have a point…
Do you think we could get Dead Chipmunk involved in a sex-scandal?