Ask the Doper Who Lived in the Boonies

A memorable part of my childhood was in winter, the lagoon would freeze over, so my dad would have to go out there with an ice pick and portable heater (with the extension cord leading all the way back to the garage) onto the ice and make a hole. Mom would tell me to watch him so he didn’t fall in. Really, that would have sucked, even if he didn’t drown. But it kept the toilet from plugging up!

I really didn’t grow up in the boonies, just on a farm. The running water came in about 6 years before I was born (yeah, my friends from the city find it shocking we didn’t get running water until the 80s and there was still a party line when I was born 20 years ago).

Mail only came on MWF (better allow 3 weeks for that Amazon delivery!), and the address format was ‘Name, RR#, Postal Code’. The mail people really needed to know where you lived and who you were! Now they are talking about stopping rural delivery here altogether.

And here I though I lived in the boonies because cable TV wasn’t available (not that my mother would’ve/could’ve paid for it anyway).
I have to disagree with the earlier poster who said being poor in the country sucks. Being poor anywhere isn’t great, but better poor out in the country than in the city. At least you have peace and quiet, and the countryside as a consolation prize for your poverty. In the city you’re cheek to jowl with desperate, angry people who either just got out of jail or are on their way there, and may just steal whatever you do have on a whim. I’ve experienced both sides, and I’ll take the country any day.

Lizard: That’s one way of looking at it. However, it’s my understanding that social services are more readily available in the city. And I remember someone asking, after Columbine, “How come this never happens in the inner city?” and someone replying, “Because city kids can leave school if they don’t like it. They join a gang and leave home. In the country, you’re stuck.”

Do any of you have pics of your little enclaves?

I live in a city of more than 200,000 and it feels like the boonies to me.

My physical address was once “turn right, go through the gate (combo is 1234) onto the dirt road, go over 3 cattle guards, through another gate (combo 4321), turn left and go over the bridge, turn right and it’s the third red house on the right. If you get to a log cabin, you’ve gone too far.” Another physical address was “the first driveway past Grandma Lastnames’s house (everyone knew who Grandma was, including the fire department), park and walk over the log bridge across the creek, it’s the house directly in front of the bridge. If you get lost, ask for the house where the Dalmatian lives.”

There’s a lot of Montana that’s still like that. Last year my girlfriend was trying to find the house of a friend of hers. After letting her try twice I finally called them and said, “Look out an east window. Tell me something in your yard that’s more than 10 feet tall, something that’s within a far rifle shot and something on the horizion.” We found it. Girlfriend grew up in Chicago, I grew up in Montana.

My mom grew up out in the country back in the 30’s and 40’s. The first time she came to my old house in Helena I covered the directions for driving 450 miles with three right turns and one left. “Take a right at Three Forks, take a right at the third stoplight after Walmart and a left when you can’t go forward.”

Holy Crap! Enipla and Mlerose must literally been neighbors to me. I grew up in Evergreen, Co before it became the bedroom community for the rich and upwardly mobile. Our later house had well water, a septic system, and Propane heating. But we started off with Electric Baseboard heating to handle what the coal fired stove and wood burning couldn’t. We had the joy of buying firewood in bulk and log-splitting it to size (about 6 cords a summer)

We did the party-line thing, we had a 15 foot Satellite Dish to get TV (Up from 2.5 unwatchable channels), we had the pleasure of days without power in bad weather. We lived at the end of a 1 mile dirt road, and up a 1/5th mile dirt driveway that took some serious talent to get up certain times of the year (with big V-8, rear wheel drive cars). Dad did the snow plowing with the truck.

Sometimes (very rarely) I miss the MASSIVE thunderstorms where you could hear the thunder roll down the valleys. I miss the dark and the quiet and the wind in the trees. I miss sleeping with the window open til September or so when it was so cold it woke you up to close the window. I miss climbing the trees and hillside in the summers.

I miss it, but I guess I wouldn’t want to get it back. It’s a good memory, but there’s plenty I didn’t like.

I grew up in a house at the dead end of a 5-mile-long dirt road, on the edge of BLM land (Bureau of Land Management, the agency that owned “wilderness”) in New Mexico. For mail, we had a route and box number for years, and then one year the State actually gave our road a number. We went from “Route 1” to “County Road 113”. Neat! But if you wanted to eat out or see a movie, it’d be about a half-hour drive. Definitely no pizza delivery.

Our house sat on five acres, which was enough space to have a good smattering of animals. Over the years, we had a horse, a mule, loads of chickens and turkeys, rabbits, geese, goats, and toward the end, peacocks and an emu. We sold chicken eggs to the neighbors, not for money, but to get rid of the eggs (they made more than we could possibly use). The downside of the wide open space was, sometimes we’d end up with cows and such wandering onto our land, getting into the vacant horse pen, and nibbling the vegetables. See, our house was a few miles from the local dairy, and while there was a cattle guard, it was there to keep them from going out to the main road, not in toward where we lived. So, we got cows as occasional pests.

Our water came from a well. Since our house was built in the 1970s, the pump was, shall we say, problematic. Every so often, some major overhauling had to be done to get everything working again. We did have electricity, but it went out a lot, and without power to run the pump, we had no water, either.

In the winter, our primary source of heat was a woodstove. Most summers, my whole family would drive out in the old green Silverado four-door pickup, which was a tank held together by rust and pure toughness, up into the mountains for wood. Dad chainsawed everything into manageable logs, and the rest of us carted them to the truck and loaded them up. That was our winter heat. I got mighty good at building a wicked fire, too; if you could actually open the door and look at the fire, it wasn’t one of mine. heh. One fun thing about the woodstove was that I could use it to roast hot dogs in wintertime; I’d put a towel over my hand to shield me from the heat, put a dog on a skewer, open the woodstove door, and sear to perfection.

Beyond the dead end, in the BLM land, there were lots of hills and rocks and such to climb. You could also walk out there and be pretty well guaranteed to find shards of Indian pottery by the bagful, too ordinary to be of any historical interest, but still pretty neat.

Wild animals. Well, there were always coyotes around, and by the time we were getting ready to move away, they were getting pretty bold. They’d stroll around the perimeter of our property in broad daylight. Once, I’ll never forget, one just sauntered up in the middle of the day and started sniffing in our strawberry patch. Dad grabbed his shotgun and headed for the front door (to sneak around the side so as not to spook it). Ol’ Dad nailed the coyote, and it went down, but it got back up and limped away. And here comes Dad, running back into the house, because in his haste he’d only taken one shell out with him. Dad had to follow the blood trail for about 2 miles to put it out of its misery.

Besides those varmints, there were occasional mountain lions. I never saw an actual in-the-flesh animal, but there were tracks, and we’ve lost pets that I feel sure were taken by the mountain lions. And on a cooler note, we sometimes had golden eagles nest in the mountains near where we lived, and we were close enough to watch them with binoculars.

Oh, on the subject of the dump: like the OP, we had to take our own trash to the local dump (trivia: the movie City Slickers was filmed pretty close to our old garbage dump. Welcome to the dream factory.), and it was there that I found my first dog when I was three years old. Someone had abandoned this puppy at the dump, and I picked her up and named her what she was: “Shabby.” She was a mighty fine dog.

Did any of you go to a one-room - or at least multi-grade - schoolhouse?

I never did, but my mother (who is in her 50s) did. The interesting thing about it was decades later, when finally buying a farm with my dad, that same school (long abandoned and used for years as a granary) was on the plot of land they bought. My parents renovated it and it’s the house I grew up in. When they took the giant brick chimney out, many of the bricks had names and such etched in them, and were given to who my parents could find.

Part of my childhood was spent in the semi-boonies. There are about 2500 people living there now. When I was there twenty-some years ago, that figure would have been a lot lower. Downtown consisted of a bar, a restaurant, a pharmacy and clinic, the general store, and the real-estate office. The school (K-8) was on the hill out of the center of town.

We lived on about 2.5 acres, but considering that our nearest neighbor when my dad built the house was a good 1/4 mile down the hill, I effectively had the run of a few tens of acres. My dad was pissed when the new guy—who became the fourth person on our street—built his house right across from ours.

We raised some crops and animals, nothing to the level of subsistence, but enough to supplement what we got on our income. Sometimes, that wasn’t quite enough though. I remember at least a few foodstamp shopping trips. My dad hunted sometimes and we had a bit more meat on the table then.

I remember that we had to run off a generator sometimes, which means that we were on the power grid, and I don’t remember any pump problems, so we might have had water supplied. No sewer though, I distinctly remember the installation of the septic tank.

My parents split up for a while when I was about eight or nine and my mom and us kids ended up moving to the city where mom and dad had started a dog grooming business. I hated it at first. I still like the country a lot more than the city. Funny how only 4-5 years of your life can make such a big impression.

My Wife and I bought the acre next store to prevent that from happening.