I was going to go with “Trapped Like A Rat”, but honestly, we weren’t trapped at all. We didn’t have free and easy egress from our domicile, but it was a far cry from a trap. Even one of those Hav-A-Hart™ live traps you can get. And “Trapped Like A Rat” sounds like a cheesy (ha!) TV movie. One of those movies of the week they used to have, with Morgan Fairchild, Tom Berringer, Nancy McKeon and Gary Busey, with Gil Gerard as “the Sheriff”.
Cast your mind back to Friday afternoon. Remember that? Did you have some nice weather? We didn’t. We had some Large Weather blow through. Thunder and lightning and rain by the bucket (which would have done some good, but all-told it lasted for about a half an hour). All this weather brou-ha-ha did something. I’m not sure just what, but there was no power here at Case del DeDay. Next door, now that was another story (They are on a different Power Grid or some such. They had electricity pumping through their wiring, where as we did not.). The phone lines were good and the gas was Jake (so we had as much hot water as we could ever need), but the electricity was out. All in all this was No Big Deal, only… our car was in the garage.
“So?” you ask.
Well, it’s like this, we have one of those spiffy garage door openers. A spiffy electric garage door opener. With no electricity. Which means we couldn’t get the family sedan out of the garage. Well, we could have, but that would have been a hassle. I’d have to pull the release handle and then lift the garage door manually. No big deal, only it’s a one car garage which puts the release handle directly over the middle of the car. And the geniuses who put in the spiffy garage door opener figured it’d be a rip-snortin’ good idea to take off all the hardware from the door. You know, the lock and the lifting-the-door-to-get-out handle? That. Gone, all gone. And if I did pull the release handle there’s no guarantee it would re-engage. Actually, the way things go, odds are the release handle wouldn’t even come close to re-engaging. It wasn’t worth the risk.
Our other option was to take Katcha’s carseat out of the family sedan and put it in the workin’ car. This would have taken minutes. It was the way we probably would have gone. If we had to be somewhere.
We had another option that I didn’t think of at the time. Remember how I said the neighbors’ still had power? Well, we have these real long orange extension cords. Plug into their house, run the extension cord over to our house and stick it through the hole in the door where the lock used to be. Plug our garage door opener into the extension cord and start to raise the door. Unplug it and run the extension cord under the door rather than through the hole in the middle that could have cut the cord in half when the door got partially up. Finish putting the door up. Back the car out. Then put the door back down in two swipes like putting it up only the other way.
That would have worked, only our neighbors’ weren’t home. But I do have their house key. In case of emergencies. When they gave it to me, they never said THEIR emergencies, or exactly what constitutes an emergency. So I think I’d be justified in running orange extension cords through their house to open my garage.
Only we were going with the simpler plan of moving the carseat. Only we didn’t have to. Right after the Little Woman got our bags packed (We were going over to Mom’s. She had power the whole time.), but before I started to mess with the carseat, power came back. I knew it would soon, it never stays out long. So we didn’t go anywhere.
We did make popcorn in the basement though. I told Soupo if the power wasn’t back on by snacktime, I’d get out my camping stove and make popcorn in the basement. Even though the power was back, it seemed a rip not to make him Basement Popcorn. So we went down and did that. It needed more butter.
-Rue
Bonus Thing, Just 'Cause You Deserve it
In the Sunday paper there was this one story. It was about this one lady who got caught in a flash flood and was swept through a 36 foot culvert. While she was getting swept through said culvert she remembers thinking (so she says, and who am I to doubt her?) “Jesus, I can’t believe this is how you’re going to take me.”
Jesus was going to “take her”. And not in the good romantical way, either.
Jesus as Mob Enforcer. Tired of being Savior? Try an exciting career as a Hit Man.
I thought it was funny. But only because the lady was OK and didn’t drown in the culvert.
-Rue. (who can sign a post six or seven times)