I have hesitated submitting this thread, for some 6 months now, telling myself that the level of diction, and amount of time involved in explainations required, would be beyond what I could sacrifice and deliver, in order to give it the attention it deserved. (The '58’s brakes need a complete rebuild before winter, fantasy football is amongst us, I have 10 days of vacation to use yet this year, hunting season and ginseng season are around the corner, I still don’t have Classical Gas down, all the while never seeing a busier year at work than I have in the last 10.)
When it comes to “magicians”, I will say they have my 100% focus and attention when they practice their craft. I watched a “cowboy magician” at a steak-house perform all of 5 card-tricks, table-to-table and could not see his “slight”. A PRO. Kudos! I have seen “magicians” on TV do so poorly that I began doing the trick myself.
I have to admit that David Blaine(sp) does some crazy shit that could get him laid. He likes to take a “slower-stoner”-personal presentation(crowd control-rule#1-control their focus). That’s his chosen method of delivery. This helps those that witness the trick, to “slow down, pay attention, and focus” therein lies the avenue of deception and the mis-direction. Nintey-nine percent of the time, the trick is already done by the time of it’s introduction. The focus is on something that has nothing at all to do with the trick. That’s why there is always some hot-bitch-with-gigantic-teets-in-a-spandex-outfit on stage in Copperfield’s shit, back in the day. BTW, the chick not only knows the trick, she plays a part in it’s illusion.
I don’t like DB, because of his stance against pot, and until his “heavies” get to the MODS and ADMINS and threaten them with turning them into frogs and shutting this shit down, I will do my best to explain DB’s tricks.
His forte seems to be card trickery.
OK. There is a trick he does, it think in Japan with a whole bunch of school-uniformed Japanese chicks. Pick a card any card…blah blah.
She picks a card the “target” card, and DB “holds” it does some razzel-dazzel, AND BLOWS ON THE CARDS,(physical motion and distraction) meanwhile folding the target with his thumbs. " Is this your card? No." Blows on cards, this action hides him folding the target smaller, “Is this it? No” Crowd notices DB’s fake frustration of lack of success. (He is a clunky-obtuse-American, is his chosen method of self-presentation) Blows on cards, folds target card even smaller. Rinse, Lather, and Repeat. Blows on one more time, “Is this your card? No.” Japanese chickes giggle at his difficulty. During the last blow, the card was shoved into his mouth. Suddenly, “Oh wait…” You guessed, he pulls the target card from his mouth. Japanese chicks-dressed-in-uniforms-squeel-with-delight. I want that job. I want to roll in a salad of uniformed-Asian-chicks. Sorry, I digress…
DB does a trick with a dollar bill, moving the black Federal Reserve Bank seal on the left-side to the other side of the bill, near the green Treasury seal on the right side of the bill. Like I said 99% of the trick is done by this time. Blah-Blah, the “dollar-pulled-from-the-crowd” is replaced, (with the fake- showing the seals both on one side). When he does the “tug” of the bill in the subject’s hand, the bills are already switched, and the “path of the seal actually moving” is hidden, we never see the seal “not-there” or “implanted on his thumb”. He only shows the crowd the part of the bill he wants you to see, slowly, to dramasticize the event.
DB does a stint with the Dallas Cowboys, and steals a watch, while performing a card-trick. You’ll notice that during the card-trick he grabs the subject’s wristI(and watch) and shakes them violently; (removing the watch from his wrist). The card trick is a Magic 101, I forget the exact method on that, because iot is a 2-part trick; the cardshows up in a pocket or some shit, but he does the “Oh, BTW, here is your missing watch”. Funny, he lifted it like a Water Street drifter.
Look, I did the rope-cutting trick at work, (the one I gave up to the Limey Board), but was nervous and went too quick, the “magic” of the trick was lost. That, and nobody expected me to walk in and start doing magic tricks.
I have to give “magicians” a nod, because I know how slim the margin for error is, and how much practice it takes. If you have seen a magic trick that I have seen, perhaps I could explain how it is done. If I have the time.
Regards
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