Great story and a great thread! Thanks!
My experience with mambas was very similar to yours. Once, many many sawgrass seasons ago, I worked part time for a major animal importer in Miami. I was young, stupid, and routinely caught and sold wild rattlers and moccasins to Bill Haast at the old Miami Sepentarium. He taught me to work some of his cobras and other “hot” snakes, and I thought I knew everything. So the day I was tasked with changing the water for the black mambas at the importer, I thought little of it. I looked into the first cage and saw that the snake was inside its hide box. So I slid open the plexiglass front of the old Neodesha cage far enough to accommodate the water bowl. Then I reached in with my hook and drew the bowl toward me. Before I could say “Holy shit, that’s an eight foot snake!!” it was out of the hide, up my hook, across my shoulders, and into the cages on the other side of the room. I felt myself all over, especially around the neck, but I wasn’t bitten. I yelled “Help! I’ve got a loose mamba!” and some other worker ran quickly over and closed the room’s door. From the outside. That wasn’t exactly the kind of help I wanted.
It took me probably 15 minutes of really frightening back and forth chasing to finally corral that animal and return it to the cage. But of course, I completely forgot to change the water. It had again retreated into the hide, which was an old school wooden box with a hole about 3” x 3” in one side. I found a brick, and thought I’d use it to blockade the snake in the hide. I again slid open the door, this time reaching inside with the brick, aimed at the hole. This time there was no hook, and the snake went right up my arm. I remember looking into its open mouth as it passed my cheek at Mach 6, and thinking the interior wasn’t really so much black as dark, dark umber. Funny the things that go through your mind when you expect to die.
Needless to say, I didn’t, although I richly deserved to. This time I changed the water before I searched for the snake. Ten minutes later I was finally finished with Number One. There were five more to go. I went outside and smoked a few cigarettes and had a good shake. Then I found a piece of wood plank about 4 inches square, and a length of mop handle. I got a nail and attached the plank perpendicular to the end of the mop handle. Then I went back to my mambas. If the animal was in the hide, I slowly and carefully opened the door just enough to slip my new tool inside, then closed the door to the width of the mop handle. I pushed the plank up against the hide box’s doorway and held it firmly in place while I opened the door and swapped the old water bowl for a new one. Then retreated in reverse. One snake wasn’t in the hide, so I hung a bright reflector on the cage and worked the other ones first. By then this snake had retreated from the glare into the hide, and I began the same procedure. Turns out, a 5 foot black mamba is about the diameter of a mop handle, and fits through that sized opening. So once more I had one up my arm and across my neck, and another merry chase around the room.
Why I wasn’t bitten that day, I just cannot guess. The animals were certainly aggressive enough when I recaptured them, and bit avidly and repeatedly at me, my hook, and everything nearby. In hand they were powerful, and writhed with great intensity while trying to distort their mouths enough to hook one fang or the other into my fingers. And fast? Damn! Cobras are pretty slow, methodical, and predictable. Rattlers, especially in warm weather, strike swiftly and unpredictably. But mambas are like a lightning bolt. Zap, zig, zag! And they would come at me across the floor faster and with more determination than any snake I’ve ever handled. Hooding fourteen foot king cobras are nothing in comparison. That day cured me of my desire to own a black mamba. (But I did eventually try the greens. Pretty much the same, but faster and maybe a tad less aggressive. Still scary.)