Ask the forensic pathologist - or, Last chance to pontificate

That sounds like fun. Alas, I can see the prudence of such a procedure.

Is there any problem with drug or alcohol use in your office? I’d imagine that seeing all them ‘stupidcides’ would tend to motivate people towards a healthier lifestyle. (It’s one thing to joke about “Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyways,” and another to go running for one’s own starring role in an autopsy.) On the other hand, it does sound very stressful. If not from the constant reminders of mortality, then the constant reminders of the idiocy of people in general when dealing with court appearances.

Are you calling Twicks a hoodlum?!

Silver scalpels at dawn!!

Hey, if your new member is tarnished, I’m not the profession you need.

So now it’s buff handsome college students in a situation?

I give up taunting you - I need to sit down and take a look inside your head.

AP/CP + Hemepath boards. Doin’ the general private practice pathology thing.

What’s wrong with cyto? Those of us who trained at UCSF know that cyto rulez! :smiley:

Actually, I grew up on the East Coast, but here I am.

The comment about signing out your causes and manners of death–that wouldn’t have to do with a certain former head of the ME’s office, would it? My friend Ellen Moffatt is working there now. We overlapped in residency. I figure, in a few years, she’ll be running the place.

I may have missed this–where do you practice?

We are fond of alcohol.

But, then, who isn’t?

I saw a guy once who had a dotted line tattooed down him, with the motto, “Cut Here”.

When my boss stopped laughing, she did.

It’s not as stressful as you think. They’re dead. They don’t complain (though their families do). We have calluses. The job is interesting. We don’t have to produce nonsense, or do things that interfere with the smooth running of the natural world, or ever have to lie. It’s nice to have a real job where you never, ever, have to lie.

I bet many of you out there have harder job lives than I do. Don’t waste sympathy.

I’m AP/CP/FP/PP (peds path). Last time I took a Boards, the Boards warned me that if I ever took another, I’d have to give one up. And my husband said I’d have to give him up.

Yes it did have to do with a certain brand of B.S. (you guess who) and I hope Ellen Moffatt will revamp the whole place.

Not talkin’ about where I work.

Time to go to bed, people. I love you all. Talk to you in the morning, or maybe later than that - got to work in the AM.

Gabriela
feeling normal by contrast

Gee, I think we have more pathologists than we have Family Practitioners here at SDMB!

They’re my mules. Let’s hope there’s a market for raspberry jam in Mexico.

…'round here, we call it “reverse-muleing”.

…hands gabriela the stryker saw…

Y’all are doing a fine job of dealing with that puppy Least Original, I don’t need to get involved here. :stuck_out_tongue:

Damn, forgot the main thing I wanted to say – gabriela, if you’re somewhere in the MidAtlantic area, it’s not too soon to start thinking about Gettysdope, the big annual picnic – July 15th this year.

That’s because FPs are way too busy.

Qadgop, I am so glad you showed up to this thread. I’ve read your threads and responses many times with interest and deep respect. Verging on awe, sometimes. I am very much not up on current care for non fatal diseases; many times, people ask questions on the Dope to which I have no answer, and I find myself hoping you’ll be the one to step up to the pitch and swing the bat.

Thanks for weighing in.

Gabriela

snork!

uh…
raspberry jam???

You have just outdone me. (marks points up in the air on an invisible scoreboard on LOUNE’s dies)

And confused em - raspberry jam??

Dopers are smarter as a class than I am.
Not an unfamiliar sensation.

Major arse SNORK!!

I didn’t even THINK of that!!

you score

Hunh.

Seriously now.

I usually get that reaction after I play and I haven’t even warmed up yet!

TubaDiva
“I’ve suffered for my art. Now it’s your turn.”

I just wanted to say that this would make a kick-ass sig line.

Thanks, but I’m much less awe-inspiring in person. Just ask elfbabe! :wink:

You’ve heard the old joke, I’m sure:

An FP’s knowledge is wide but shallow, so they end up knowing almost nothing about nearly everything.

A Specialist’s knowledge is deep but narrow, so they end up knowing almost everything about nearly nothing.

But a pathologist can get to know almost everything about nearly everything! But only after the patient’s dead.

Good to have you here!