Ask the girl with a really big blister on her thumb

In My Humble Opinion
1

So, yeah, anyone who wants to can ask me questions about my really big thumb blister, and maybe some other people with really big thumb blisters will come along and answer questions too.

2

Are you going to pop it?

3

Yeah, but not yet, I want to wait and see if it gets even bigger.

4

What is the meaning of life?

5
6

I have a splinter in my thumb. Does that count?

7

Yeah, OK.

8

I think I’ll just close this joke thread, people.