Nose is derived from the word schnozul. All sn and schn words can be traced back to this word. schnozul n. apperatus by which one expels and or takes in air and or snot. ex, He used his schnozul to expel a large amount of snot (see the sn relation?) As a verb it means to attack with copious amount of snot. example: He sneezed (sn again) copious amount of chunky snot at us and we surrendered.
I see 4000 years is making you a little light headed and forgetful, cause dirt is WAY older than that.
I think you’ve lost track of quite a few millennia. I think you’re 4 BILLION years old.
Did Moses look more Egyptian or more Jewish?
dirt is less than 4 billion years old. This guy Bob said when we could start working on it. It was after he said “It’s cool”.
Numbers with more than 4 places are kind of like words with more than 3 syllables. He’s 4000+ years old. If he was from Pluto that would be a very long time indeed.
So the guy is 4000+ years old. 4 billion qualifies. When you get past 1000 all the years seem to run together and time really flies.
Patience.
Did Jesus have bad hair days?
Sir, today every nation has a National Anthem. Did they have National Anthems back in caveman days?
Can you read Linear A? If so, what does it say?
Moses. It’s always about Moses. I’m tired of talking about him. You don’t care what I look like, they never do. Why does it always have to be the famour person? Huh?
I only saw him a few times and when I saw him his hair looked fine.
They all beat hollow logs to different tunes if that’s what you mean.
Sure, it’s only got about 90 symbols but it depends on what you want me to read. I remember a recipe for a beer like substance. Closer to mead I suspect. Also there were some basic rules for life on another one but I can’t recall any verbatim.
Did you and Dick Clark ever pal around?
You just thought you had sigs turned off.
Dear 4000 -year-old-guy,
Remeber my ancestor? You borrowed $2 from him, 829 years ago last Tuesday.
I’d like it back. Plus intrest.
Small bills, please.
4000 year old guy,
Was that “grassy knoll” thing anything to do with you?
Golly, what a felicitious opportunity this is. Since I’m not really sure about the dates here, I’ll just try these. If they were before your time, never mind.
Was there really a guy named Homer (author of the Iliad and Odyssee, not his latter-day namesake Simpson)? Or was his work really the collective result of roaming poets?
Have you seen how they built the pyramids?
Ditto on the statues on Easter Island (and how they were erected)?
And was there really an Atlantis?
And an Ark of Noah?
I’ll just stop for now before getting information greedy.
Oh, and don’t fall for Bosda’s scam. The dollar didn’t exist 829 years ago (in case your memory is failing you here). Shame on you, Bosda! (That reminds me, Ronin do you have a pension plan?)
Yeah we hung out for a while in the 1800s but then our common interests disintegrated and we parted ways.
I’ll need the following proof of identity and proof of descendancy:
Drivers License
Birth Certificate
repeat for all ancestors between you and your ancestor 829 years ago.
P.S. - We didn’t use dollars in the 13th century. But if I lent him the equivalent of today’s $2 in some other form and you can prove such I’ll be glad to pay my debts.
Umm depends, what was her name.
Homer was real, a genius too. He and I shared quite a few drinks, and brainstormed. He was going to write my life story but he died. Oh well.
Yes I saw how they built them but I can’t very well tell you, you wouldn’t believe me anyways.
No I didn’t see them build the statues on Easter Island, I got around but I didn’t get around that much.
Atlantis was this great pub Plato went to, then they closed it after some issues with tax evasion and stuff. Bloody shame too, Plato owed me a round of drinks there. In any case that is what Plato was referring to, he was drunk when they kicked everyone out to shut it down and so he went home and in a drunken depression wrote the myth to share his sadness.
No comment, sworn to secrecy.
And thanks for the note on the money issue, I’m on top of it.
Guess I should clarify, as I answered above I thought I was being blamed for being an ancestor… As for the JFK tragedy it wasn’t me but I was on the side of the road when it happened. Horrible shame, he would have gone places with his charisma. But lets just say the second shooter, if he existed, and I’m not saying he ever did… he doesn’t walk this earth if he was alive… Does that make sense?
Nope.
I have a question: What were some of the votes for the color of dirt? Brown is boring. Why not purple dirt? Or orange? Green, maybe? Green dirt would be fun.
I’ve heard the first song was:
“A lion…is eating…my foot off…”
Is that true?
Let’s see, we discussed it for so long I should be able to run this off from memory even if it has been a long long long time.
Black, brown, blue, green, red, yellow and Silver.
Black - Of course won
Brown - Used interchangably for variety
Blue - Nixed because the color of the sky had been determined and we didn’t want to confuse people.
Green - Claimed by the plantation department, and with grass on top of dirt we wanted people to get variety.
Red - Used in iron
Yellow - Was not welcomed when we studied with focus groups, got very negative responses.
And silver was rejected for fear of driving people insane while searching for the commodity silver.
The other colors did not make it to the final votes.
That’s a big negative there ghost rider, I can’t tell you what it was, I was drunk when it was sung. As we all were, so no one remembers it, but we remember it was sung.