Ask the guy who is not particularly bright about most things, but is in certain ways suprisingly so.

Thank you for your service to the Queen and Country. Have you seen any examples of cannibalism aboard HMS Irruncible?

What **really **happened with the Kennedy Assassination?

Is it ok to pre-empt future large doses of awkwardness by forcing small doses of awkwardness in the present on an unsuspecting friend?

Yes, if the awkwardness is unavoidable, and the unsuspecting friend is in fact the one who will be experiencing the future awkwardness. Do not force awkwardness on some random person just so you can work up to being awkward around some other person.

Oh, I wonder, wonder who, mmbadoo-ooh…

Who wrote the Book Of Love?

Tell me, tell me, tell me
Oh, who wrote the Book Of Love
I’ve got to know the answer
Was it someone from above?

A light-nanosecond is a foot, so therefore a light-second is 12,000,000,000 inches. A year is… well, 36586,400 seconds. I can’t do that in my head but I can fudge the numbers to 300100,000, or 30,000,000 seconds. Therefore there are 360,000,000,000,000,000 inches in a light-year.[/spoiler][spoiler]Google says 3.724x10[sup]17[/sup], so I was less than 4% off.

What do you mean? An African or European swallow…& what’s it’s lade?

Nothing that sensational; just rum, sodomy, and the lash.

Is masturbation still a sin if I let people watch? And charge them money?

No.

nm double post

That’s not what I hear: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DlN4Sh06po

What’s the difference between “surprisingly” and “suprisingly”?