Ask the guy who knows everything about everything.

Can you hook me up with Marisa Tomei?

Who killed the pork chops? What price bananas? Are you my angel?

Can you telepathically answer the question I am thinking about now?

Pittsburgh has a better climate than Houston, but I can’t think of a place that doesn’t have a better climate than Houston, hell included.

What is the secret to commercially-viable, sustainable fusion power?

'Sup?

What’s the wrong answer to this question?

Where did you hide the body of the poster formerly known as Argent Towers?

Who is Spain?

Why is Hitler?

When is right?

Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call Poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?

How was trump at Munich?

Ho-ho beriberi.

Balls!

And then there was the question that had no answer:

Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?

Long story short…what should I do?

What’s the difference between a duck?

How you doin’?

In 2248 AD the Great Cake Wars will begin. What will emerge as the ultimate form of cake?

Do you know a relative of mine, who also knows everything about everything? ARE you that relative of mine?

Also, why is ‘Private Practice’ still on the air?

Is Schrödinger’s Cat’s litter box full or empty?

Whats that song called? You know, the one about the squeaky little guy who’s got some dealy, and the other guy who’s got the things? Then the drums come in all crazy. You know the one talking about, what’s that one called?

What would Jesus do?

What would Jack Bauer do?

Are you on a horse?

What is the capital of Assyria? (I asked Curtis LeMay in his thread but it turns out he didn’t know)

Can God microwave a burrito so hot that He Himself would not be able to touch it?

Does it hurt to think down to our level?

“Dammit!”