What church would the Middle Class White Guy go to?
Ease up, What Exit?. He said Jersey, not New Jersey. Jersey is an island off Britain, or thereabouts. 
Dear Middle Class White Guy:
Would you give up your seat on the train/bus for a lady? Does she have to be elderly/disabled/pregnant to get your seat, or do you offer it to any woman who’s standing?
Have you ever been passed over for a promotion by a woman or minority, and did you feel that you were more qualified than them?
Do these jeans make my butt look too big?
How’s your game?
Domestic or Imported?
Are you me?
C’mon What Exit… it’s New Joisey. The only reason for Jersey statehood is to be the whipping boy for the other 49 states. It’s the place where every other American can look to and say, “At least I not from / don’t live in New Jersey.” New Jersey is an integral part of the Union, just not one any right-minded person wants to be knowingly associated with (except for attending NY Giants games). 
All yesses.
I can usually get out of playing by referring to some phantom knee injury from a mythic past. Either, mostly domestic though. No, I’m not so scared of rats.
It’s never New Joisey, Joisey doesn’t need the New. 
It is nice to know we have a purpose at least.
Jim
HAH! Gotcha!
I’m not wearing jeans!
And I have a nice ass - or so I hear every day from Mr. Wanna.
Oh, I thought you meant MY jeans.
Did you attend?: (a) a state college or university (b) a private college or university © none of the above.
Dou you do the yardword yourself (or have your children do it) or to you contract it out?
What’s the most recent sporting event you attended personally?
Did you vote for the most recent school levy? Why or why not?
(b), self, the Sounds (minor league baseball), I always vote for the schools, the children are the future.
Wait a minute, now. What’s a middle-class white guy doing on public transportation?
(A) supporting a cleaner environment
(B) avoiding the horrendous traffic on I-5 (especially the ties-ups at Sylvan and the Vista Ridge tunnel)
(C) saving a shit-load of money on gas
(D) listening to his I-Pod
(E) playing with his notebook computer/Blackberry/PDA.
You asked.
Good question. I thought about answering, honestly, “I never take buses anywhere,” but then remember the occasional shuttle bus from the airport to the hotel, or whatever.
When you “high five” your buddies on the golf course, do you do so with unabashed satisfaction, or with ironic introspection?
I had actually just thought: “Maybe on the courtesy shuttle from the auto dealership. Once, you know, every 2000 miles.”
My buddies usually stay as far away from me as possible on the golf course. I’m a bad golfer and a poor loser.
Animal House or The Wedding Crashers?
Let’s see how well you can discuss the SEC.
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When’s Florida going to fold?
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When’s Georgia gonna be good again?
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What the hell’s wrong with Kentucky this year?