- What does your work consist of, and was it what you had in mind when you were in college?
Particle physics experiments have many subsystems, both physical and, er, analytical. On the physical side, there are various detector components, monitoring systems, electronics and readout, data aquisition computers and infrastructure, calibration systems, etc. Each of these needs to be designed, built, commissioned, and maintained. This can lead you all sorts of places. As an example, I once spent many months studying the light scattering properties of a particular blend of mineral oil, because it turned out that the details of how light gets scattered affected how well we could distinguish certain interactions in our detector. (This was a different experiment from the two mentioned a few posts back.)
On the analytical side, there is a lot of algorithm development needed to go from bits streaming out of the detector to a statement like: “There was an interaction involving a muon neutrino with 5.3 GeV of energy. A W-boson was exchanged, and the recoil system included a neutral pion. Probably.” These routines take many person-years to put together and optimize.
A critical tool on most particle physics experiments is a very detailed Monte Carlo ray tracing simulation of the experimental components and particle interactions within them. Such simulations attempt to include every physical process that could be relevant. A design goal of an experiment is to make it such that the simulation is not critical but rather serves as a handy guiding instrument in your analysis building. But, sometimes you simply require a calculation of how, say, an electron will look traversing component X, and that calculation is done by simulating the process of interest. (In the end, you never trust the simulation out right. If you’ve set things up cleverly enough, shortcomings in the simulation drop out of the picture before you reach your real answer, and where they don’t, much effort must be put into assessing a systematic error on the answer due to the residual effects of any shortcomings. When you have to do this, it is often the hardest part of the game.)
So at any given point, I might be working on any of these things. It depends where in the arc of the experiment you look. Then there’s other stuff like mentoring students or working on grant reviews.
- How do you get a job in physics? Is it just a matter of going to school, connecting with the existing physics community, and then being part of the social network, working with existing physicists while a student, or even being groomed for a position as you progress through school? Can someone from outside who has the necessary technical skills (electronics or machining, say) but knows nothing of high-energy physics get a job at a Famous Lab?
To be a Physicist-with-a-capital-P, there is one basic route. College, then grad school, then (almost always) postdoctoral work, and then either get hired into a research scientist track or a professorial track (with later switchover possible, but less common.) Without a Ph.D. in physics, the career ceiling is pretty low as far as doing the physics itself.
On the other hand, we hire in particle physics lots of people with technical skills, and these folks can be well paid and have excellent careers. They don’t have really any input on the physics side, and they are not typically attached to particular experiments. At a big accelerator lab, a large staff is devoted to accelerator operations and maintenance, and those people could be physicists by training but are often not.
- Are there many women in physics? There was at least one female Doper who was in physics and who was hot. It’s that combination of brains and beauty… I’m thinking of Angua? (Astrophysics, female, and South Asian. Man, what a combination.)
There are female physicists, but I wouldn’t say there are many. The imbalance begins way before you would call anyone a physicist, though, e.g. advanced physics and math enrollment in high school.
- Did they laugh at you when you presented your theory? Are you going to show them all?
Just a few more tweaks, and you’ll see… YOU’LL SEE!!!
- If you manage to open up that black hole, would you be a pal and see if I left my car keys and umpteen multiple lost socks in there?
Since a key has about 10[sup]20[/sup] times more energy than the LHC collisions will have, I don’t think the micro-blackholes it might produce will have your keys, but I’ll take a look anyway.