My recent work on the Theory of Everything clearly shows that string theory, super or otherwise, is without merit unless you take into account that the strings have three ends and two middles.
I have also derived a mathematical proof which clearly demonstrates that the proton will NOT decay if kept in a cool, dark place.
Particles with -0 spin (that is, with less spin than none at all) will sometimes combine with a bottomless quark and a k-lamda particle ( this is a particle with no front and back, no top or bottom and no inside or outside. It is usually left-handed).
The resulting squeak can usually be remedied with a drop of oil.
If you can’t laugh at yourself,
make fun of other people.