Perhaps the most idiotic person to ever disgrace our board..

Is a new member, Question. I’ll quote him here, just so you can get a general idea, but it’s best to read this thread to fully comprehend his idiocy.

Footnote: Lekatt has popped up to defend this poor, delusional oxygen thief. I doubt that there’s a surer indicator of idiocy available to us.

Either that or he’s an engineering/quantum physics major who burned out LONG before his time :smiley:

I guess you weren’t here for the wonderful “phi” discussions.

Awwe, Question’s just a poor confused soul groping for meaning in the outer darkness of inadequate learning. If you beat up on him too much, he’ll just quit trying to learn anything, and remain swaddled in a choking cloak of ignorance til the end of time -At which point the wave function will collapse and he will be utterly destroyed by the sudden internal blossoming of infinite wisdom.

Methinks many people are throwing around the word “quantum” in an effort to look smart.

Q, we think you are not smart. You look for things. Things to make you go.
Outside of a real physics discussion, the only acceptable use of the word Quantum is as a proper noun, specifically referring to Scott Bakula playing Captain Jonathon Archer of the NX-01 Enterprise.

You are all educated stupid. You do not understand timecube.

:::snicker::: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=232606

What a winner…

Robin

I hadn’t seen that one, Ilsa. It made me snicker at length.

WHOA…somebody needs to put down the bong…

Actually, it’s perfectly correct to ask the lunchlady for a “quantum of lentil and bacon soup -heavy on the cheese.” There’s also the ever popular television show “Quantum Leap.” It’d be hard to talk about that dog without tossing in a quantum or two.

Living proof that reality is for those who can’t deal with drugs.

:smiley: Where do you think we got the idea to call Bakula as Archer, Quantum?

Such glorious bullsh. It’s the best I’ve seen since http://www.archimedesplutonium.com

Well, I got a cool new word from the linked thread’s linked thread: bemushroomed. That’s a winner. :slight_smile:

How long do you think it’ll be before he notices this thread’s about him?

he? she? it?

how long? at the moment of it’s creation.

Whatever he’s got, I want some.

I say thee “Nay!”

Question will not be our greatest assmunch, clotwits and tithammer whilst lekatt still draws breath! :wink: :smiley:

Q’s far from “the most idiotic person to ever disgrace our board.” There’ve been a number of nutters just in the time that I’ve been here. I’ve also seen examples from pre-simonian times as well.

Q’s pretty tame and has tended to pit himself in his threads so far.