Thanks for your questions, and very sorry for the delay in answering! Let’s go… 
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How do you feel about Patent Trolls, companies that do nothing but buy patents and sue everyone they can with them, while doing nothing worthwhile with the patent.
How do you feel about mega-companies buying millions of dollars worth of patent portfolios in a never ending patent-arms-race?
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Patent Trolls – I understand that what they do is technically legal, but I truly dislike them. I think it is a perversion of the basic purpose of the patent system.
Regarding your second question, it is a natural consequence of patents having become considered a metric for how valuable a company is, or how “good” it is. To be honest, I think it ends up being an exercise in futility. It is not uncommon for those companies that buy patents by the truckload to end up with useless stuff.
I must say, however, that very often those companies that buy huge loads of patents end up letting many of them lapse (through not paying maintenance fees) because they see that they have become irrelevant.
[QUOTE=N9IWP]
Are you working on theoretical physics in your spare time?
Brian
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I like theoretical physics and try to keep up to date with the latest developments (my formation was as a computer engineer with a focus in robotics).
Also, let me get back to you with this neutrino thing from the CERN, I have an idea for a couple of papers…

[QUOTE=Nava]
Can you tell the cat story?
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You mean the great and wonderful patent by the immortal Arthur Paul Pedrick?
I can, but I should leave it for a separate post, because it is LONG
But no worries, Nava, I will! ^.^
[QUOTE=AK84]
How much technical knowledge do you have or have access to.How do you know if the company which is patenting a new medication has just not added food flavoring to it’s pills. While not the beat example, I am sure you get the gist.
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I have a Ph.D. in robotics, and us examiners have access to millions of published documents with a reasonably good search engine. Also, the E.P.O. offers us subscriptions to literally hundreds of scientific publications, which are computer-searchable.
Our databases are very good, in my opinion. I am quite happy with the amount of knowledge we have access to.
Regarding the “adding food flavouring to the pills”, well, that is where the experience and the know-how of the examiner enters the game
We read the patent application and, first, try to understand it by itself. Sometimes that is quite a chore, let me tell you! (check my comments in post #6).
In this hypothetical case, I have to see what the applicant presents as the “gist” of the invention, what makes it different from everything that has come before. My first task is then to check whether that particular difference has a technical effect.
In the case of the pills, adding food flavouring wouldn’t have any kind of “technical effect” (therapeutic effect in this case), and the patent would be rejected.
HOWEVER, it may happen that things that initially appear to have no technical effect actually do have one. In the “food flavouring” example, let’s imagine that the company manufactures compound X, and finds out that taking it with turmeric undoubtedly enhances the effect of X, or has some weird synergy with it that generates a completely different therapeutic effect. In this case, it would be acceptable to patent the addition of turmeric to the formula for the pills that contain X!
For this to be accepted, the applicant has to justify the addition of turmeric to X, for instance by citing scientific studies or publications in the patent that can be checked out. And, of course, we have to check that nobody else had thought before about adding turmeric to X! (That is what our huge databases of documentation are for).
As you can see, we have to use our specialist knowledge and our “instinct” (so to speak), in addition to what we can find in the prior art.
[QUOTE=johnpost]
have you ever seen applications in ECLA classes F03B17/04 or F03B17/00B?
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MEGALOL Ah, perpetuum mobile! XD XD XD
First of all, I must say that the fields I work with have nothing to do with that – I work mostly with G06F9/30s and /40s (basically: computer stuff).
For those who have no idea what we’re talking about: When you work with patents, you have a system to classify the technical field to which each patent belongs. The E.P.O. uses ECLA (a super-set of the International Classification System), and each combination of letters and numbers gives you what the patent is about. In our case, F03B17/04 and F03B17/00B happen to be codes reserved for patents about perpetual motion machines.
But it is a very funny story, actually
Years ago, the E.P.O. automatically (or almost) rejected patent applications about perpetual motion machines. However, it became evident that that was not a solution: Real believers would just make some trivial changes to their application and submit it again.
The E.P.O. realized that those guys, with their repeated applications, were costing the E.P.O. time and manpower (you must process every patent application that arrives, give it a class, and do a bunch of administrative things with it, even before it falls in the hands of an examiner). And no matter how many times you said “NO”, they refused to believe it!
So it was decided that, for the sake of both the E.P.O. and the applicants (sending a patent again and again costs a lot of money, after all!), it would finally accept those things, give them a class, and process them. If the “inventor” wants to have a patent about that, well, good for him! We limit ourselves to deciding if something is new and inventive. If it doesn’t work, that will be the problem of the inventor!
Besides, this decision has had a nice unintended consequence: Now, very often, it is possible for the E.P.O. to dismiss a newly arrived patent application for a perpetual motion machine because we can show that we already have an equivalent proposal in an old patent of ours! XD It has streamlined the process, I must say ^.^
Thanks for all your questions
Keep sending them!