Assemble your SNL nightmare cast!

Inspired by this thread.

Nine cast members. No fair just picking the 1980 cast. In no particular order:

  1. Denny Dillon
  2. Gary Kroeger
  3. Garrett Morris
  4. Colin Quinn
  5. Tony Rosato
  6. Chris Kattan
  7. Horatio Sanz
  8. Chris Farley
  9. Gilbert Gottfried

Brad Hall
Rich Hall
Anthony Michael Hall
Charles Rocket
Gary Kroeger
Garrett Morris
Kevin Nealon
Melonie Hutsell
Tony Rosato
Terry Sweeney

I did a Google search and found a cast list. There’s like 15 ppl I couldn’t pick out of a line-up. I ignored them , and went with ppl that were around long enough to annoy the hell out of me.

There’s a few on the current cast that appear destined for my list, but I’ll give them a chance to sink or swim. Will Forte has already dug himself a deep, deep hole. If he does another high-pitched song. . . :eek:

-DocJon

Chevy Chase
Chris Kattan
Jimmy Fallon
Will Ferrell
Victoria Jackson
Norm MacDonald
Colin Quinn
Horatio Sanz

and I’m blanking on the name, but she did Mary Catherine Gallagher. Her.

And what did Garrett Morris ever do wrong?

Don’t look now, but they recently released a “Best of Jimmy Fallon” DVD!

The “makin’ copies” guy
Whoever played “Mr. Peepers”
Umm…everyone involved with Kirstie Alley’s Italian Restaurant skit, whether they were funny elsewhere or not
Will Ferrell
Adam Sandler (Yeah yeah, everyone loves Adam Sandler except me)
Chris Farley (See Adam Sandler note, substitute Chris Farley’s name)
Yeah, that Mary Catherine girl
Whoever it was who did those stupid Spartan Cheerleader skits
Those girls who did the “Oh.Mah.Gawd” skits

That’s gotta be at least 9 people in there, even with duplicates. :wink:

Just for your information, Mary Catherine Gallagher was portrayed by the "gifted Molly Shannon. :rolleyes:

Chris Farley
Horatio Sanz
Chris Kattan
Molly Shannon
Colin Quinn
Cheri Oteri
Adam Sandler
Tracy Morgan
Will Ferrell

Oh this is seriously the easiest fucking game ever.

Solution #1: Who’s on board right now? Forget I asked, just list them. They’ll do fine.

Solution #2: Mix and match anyone who was new to the cast after the 1994 season. Molly Shannon’s name can be doubled for bonus points.

Solution #3: List every cast member from all seasons. Remove the names of the members I listed in the other thread, throw the remaining names in a hat. Pick 9! You win!

Is Charles Rocket the guy who said “fuck”? :eek:

The current one plus Molly Shannon and Jay Mohr. aaigh.

Mix and match any of them from the last five years or so. I can’t stand any of them.

I do not understand the Garrett Morris listings. That guy was good. Did you ever see (just as examples) his “whitey/shotgun skit,” or his “news for the hearing-impaired” bit. (My former wife laughed until she literally started crying over those two bits.)

I always felt he deserved a successful post-SNL showbiz career much more than some of those who acheived one.

Over a dozen posts, and no mention of Jan Hooks?

Kevin Nealon, Dana Carvey, Chris Farley, Adam Sander, Rob Schneider, Cheri Oteri, Julia Sweeney, Maya Rudolph, Norm MacDonald, Jon Lovitz, Chris Kattan, Will Ferrell, Ellen Cleghorne, A. Whitney Brown, Jim Breuer (why limit myself to nine? I’ll never watch the show…)

Then there are those whose work on the show I despised, but whose later efforts redeemed them in my eyes:

Phil Hartman (barring the “Colon Blow” commercial), Chris Rock, Gilbert Gottfried. I can’t decide if they should be on the list or not, since I am now favorably disposed to them.

Yep! I remember watching that night in amazement.

I’ll say this I loved Chris Elliott on Letterman & in Get A Life. I usually enjoy Janeane Garofalo as long as she’s not getting political. I consider their year on SNL worse than the first non-NotReady cast.

This is easy. Just get Dick Ebersol to pick them for you.

Charles Rocket
Nora Dunn
Pamela Stephenson
Horatio Sanz
Terry Sweeney
Joan Cusack
Rachel Dratch
Colin Quinn
Victoria Jackson
Kevin Nealon

Melanie Hutsell
Adam Sandler
Norm MacDonald
Jimmy Fallon
Horatio Sanz
Chris Kattan
Molly Shannon

That’s only seven but they make for a pretty intense nightmare. There were a lot of cast members that weren’t so great but these people were really annoying.

I pick the entire current cast. Awful, just awful.

I see you all and raise you ONE LORNE MICHAELS as a regular cast member.

I’m almost positive that was Norm McDonald.