Hello police. There’s two guys with rifles walking towards the school bus that my children (my only children) are exiting at the moment. Please hurry over here in the next 15 minutes or so and check this out. If these guys who HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO SANE REASON for approaching helpless children while carrying loaded weapons by chance happen to be monsters then please bring along something to help us squeegee up the blood.
Why yes, I’m armed too but Chimera has convinced me that everything’s O… Wait I hear popping noises.
Here’s another good joke - two guys walk into a bank with guns drawn. Anyone thinking that they might just be there to rob the bank, please turn in your tweezers.
You know Chimera, it’s shithead thinking like yours which will probably lead to responsible gun owners (not the dick swinging street parading fucktards of course) to lose their basic rights to continue to peacefully own their firearms.
In my experience, the initial attack is usually in the form of gunfire. Once your corpse is resting on the ground, but before it disappears when you re-spawn, the shooter proceeds to crouch on your face repeatedly.
And you’d think that…until that last swing around when they hit each other at high speed. I think the only danger I might encounter would be pierced eardrums from your high-pitched screaming.
Here is a list of things that are legal but dickish:
Standing outside a movie theater and telling ticket-holders the ending.
Protesting with signs that say “God Hates Fags” at the funeral of soldiers killed in battle.
Wearing a T-shirt of James Earl Ray on MLK day.
Telling three year olds that Santa isn’t real.
Parading around near a school with rifles slung on your shoulder weeks after a mall shooting a few miles away and a school shooting that killed 27.
It beggars belief that men would do this or that there would be people defending them.
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While I agree that they were being total dumbasses;
No one is going to decide that they’re a danger and just open fire.
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The appropriate response to such a thing is to call the police and report it, and let them investigate. If you are feeling alarmed or threatened, leave the area.
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What part of this was convincing you everything is ok with that situation and ‘shithead thinking’?
Oh right, it was YOUR shithead thinking that sees things that aren’t there and attacks people for it. I was right, there is something fundamentally wrong with you as a Human Being.
After all, you’re the mentally stunted piece of shit that said he could excuse other people opening fire on these morons ‘just because’.
No one would ever decide that they’re a danger? Then why did the near-by school go into lock-down? Seems they thought they might be in danger. And if the NRA’s wet-dream came true and the teachers in that school were armed, an itchy trigger-finger may very well have opened fire.
You really think that that would never happen? People shoot each other by accident every day in this country. You may not think a guy standing around with an AR-15 seems dangerous, but a lot of people would. And if those people are armed, then shit is going to happen sooner or later.
Nope. Openly carrying long guns in an “incorporated city or city and county” is now a misdemeanor. You can get cited for openly carrying your hunting rifle from the parking lot to the gunsmith storefront, and that is really kinda stupid.
And it wouldn’t have happened, were it not for “2nd Amendment activists” who decide to push the limits by carrying slung rifles to the coffee shop. (Unloaded rifles, to boot. Maximum drama for minimum effect.)