Assistant Director of Corrections and Alabama Inmate disappear on way to Court [update: They have been captured] {2022-05-02}

[JKellyMap]

@Riemann

I’m disappointed that you set up “they wanted to make a clean getaway” and nobody took the bait.

Good one!

[Alessan]

@Son_of_a_Rich

I can see it now: Amy Schumer in her first dramatic role as Vicky White. And in his acting debut, Aaron Rodgers as Casey White.

The name of the movie? White Flight.

[JKellyMap]

@Alessan

The name of the movie? White Flight.

Thread winner.

[Moriarty]

@Son_of_a_Rich

And in his acting debut, Aaron Rodgers as Casey White.

I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed the resemblance.

[Jackmannii]

Nah, you want the big name - Tom Cruise (he has experience playing much bigger men, as in the Jack Reacher movies).

Speaking of resemblances, I was struck by how much juvenile detention center officer Victoria Tune (charged with having aided three juvenile offenders to escape, with all eventually being caught at a Houston motel) resembles Charles Starkweather heartthrob Caril Ann Fugate.

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