Assume that Trump colluded with Russia

Unlike the “you’re a damn Commie… er. Putin puppet” ploy?

How you got that out what I actually wrote must require a level of pretzel logic that would seem to be superhuman.

But you coudn’t quote me saying anything crazy like that, so you pretend to interpret my ‘real’ message for the benefit of those not quick enough to accuse me of being a Kremlin spy.