Asteroid impact: You're going to die. What do you do to your loved ones?

Haha yea after seeing The Mist I don’t think I’d ever do something like that.

  1. “Hey kids! Look! ASTEROID!!!”
  2. Kids look up at asteroid.
  3. While they’re looking, bash their heads in with something heavy.

Where does “Profit” or “Hi, Opal!” fit into your apocalyptic plan?