Aww, Cal, you’re such a spoilsport.
Hi, My name is Kamandi.
[support group]Hi, Kamandi.[/support group]
I, too, am a Dummy. I’ve purchased and read Photoshop and Javascript “For Dummies” books. And I’m not ashamed! They explained all the big words in a really friendly and non-threatening manner, and allowed me to become the mediocre compure graphics hobbyist that I am today.
Yeah, Cal, c’mon–this is the Pit; don’t go getting all rational and fair-minded on us.
…they also allowed me to become the mediocre typist that I am. The above should be computer, of course. Shame.
I vote for “The Complete Idiot’s Guide for Dummies.”
What more could you ask for?
Actually, I like Ventriloquism for Dummies, suggested by the guy at http://www.perspicuity.com
Sorry about being so even-handed and fair and all in the Pit. I should know by now there’s a time and a place for everything.
Those Babylonian entrail-readers are pretty stupid, huh?
Actually I can see value in these 2. I’ve skimmed the Beer for Dummies book (I own the Homebrewing for Dummies book, a good intro). For those unfamiliar with the 30 or so OTHER beer styles besides light American pilsner, the Beer for Dummies book is a place to start.
And what’s wrong with Classical Music for Dummies, if you have little or no exposure to the genre?
That has got to be the most astonishingly ignorant juxtaposition I’ve ever seen on this board.
[ul]
[li]Archeology. Have you ever been to the Middle East to participate in excavating pieces of history?[/li][li]Linguistics. Have you ever tried to translate Hebrew, or Koine Greek, or Aramaic?[/li][li]Hi, Opal.[/li][li]Philosophy. Have you ever explored the very depths of your own heart and its motives?[/li][li]Literature. Have you written anything as beautiful as the Psalms of David?[/li][/ul]
Maybe this would be a good one: Atheism for the Clueless. 
Unfortunately, there are never any witnesses (except, uh, first-hand accounts). :rolleyes:
I’m sure there’s a less desparate means of using your Ventriloquism for Dummies book. 
Libertarian:
What s your point? I suspect that you haven’t read what I’ve written, or understood it.
I’d explain it, but I’d just be accused of writing another of those “Idiots Guides”.
Sorry about being so even-handed and fair and all in the Pit. I should know by now there’s a time and a place for everything.
Those Babylonian entrail-readers are pretty stupid, huh?
…could somebody write me an Idiot’s Guide to this post…?
Yeah, here ya go.
Er, Libertarian–what CalMeacham originally said was:
The person you probably should have quoted/flamed was black455:
although there is really more nuance to “consider the ironies inherent in” than just saying “Huh huh…the Complete Idiot’s Guide to the Bible…huh huh…but the Buy-bull is stupid!” At any rate, CalMeacham was actually making the same point you are.
Okey dokey.
Check out these titles:
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[li]Fishing for Dummies®[/li]
[li]Opera for Dummies®[/li]
[li]Weather for Dummies®[/li]
[li]Bicycling for Dummies®[/li]
[li]Fitness walking for Dummies®[/li]
[li]Pregnancy for Dummies®[/li]
[li]Grilling for Dummies®[/li]
[li]E-Mail for Dummies®[/li]
[li]Magic for Dummies® (haha!)[/li]
[li]Aromatherapy for Dummies®[/li]
[li]Herbal Remedies for Dummies®[/li]
[li]Las Vegas for Dummies®[/li]
[li]Art for Dummies®[/li]
[li]Beauty Secrets for Dummies®[/li]
[li]Soccer for Dummies®[/li]
[li]ICQ for Dummies®[/li]
[li]Running for Dummies®[/li]
[li]Aquariums For Dummies®[/li]
[li]Crossword Puzzles For Dummies®[/li]
[li]Worship fur Dummies®[/li][/ul]
Kind of sad that all these books actually exist!
/jack/
I actually bought “Sex for Dummies” and put it on my living room table at my last party to see what people would say.
But the party goers were more interested in the giant rubber fist on my bookshelf. Although Mrs. Pstarr and I got a lot of laughs out of the cunnilingus section of the book.
P
/end jack/
Okay, I work in a bookstore, and have seen most of the abive mentioned books. Near Death Experiences for Dummies is one of the best. But my absolute fave was Ghosts and Hauntings (I can’t recall if it was Dummies or Idiots).
In general, though, I think they’re pretty good books. They explain the basics in easy-to-understand terms. Sounds good to me.
Yes, my hearts motives are to keep beating long enough for me to reproduce and raise my offspring.
Also, Astology for Dummies should be two sentances long: “It’s all fake, ya Dummies! Thanks for the $16.00!”
Be sure you buy Parenting for Dummies, else God help us all.
Well, the best one I’ve seen is something along the lines of The Complete Idiots Guide to the Human Genome. Now, I saw this book before the human genome was completely mapped and such, and so I said to myself, “You’d have to be an idiot to buy that book.”
At any rate, nice sig Dijon. For every golden apple there is a golden worm.