“Go Navy, beat Air Force!”
There’s certain to be conflicting reports on this for awhile but KHOU reported last night that Nowak is separated and Oefelein is divorced.
Before the writers can scribble, first we have to have an army of Hollywood lawyers descending like locusts on everyone even remotely involved in the situation and dangling large sums of money in exchange for exclusive storytelling rights.
And don’t forget, I guarantee at least one porn czar is wondering what it would take to get the crazy astronaut to pose naked.
This is gonna be entertaining for years.
Plastic tubing, latex gloves, grabage bags? Doesn’t sound like attempted murder to me. More like an attempted enema.
Unless you can plant Pampers™ on your victim to get them portrayed as a schitzo to draw media attention away from yourself.
This would make a good plot for one of those cheap romance novels they sell at the grocery store for $2.99 that my mom buys for long car rides.
…space helmet…
I think she must’ve forgotten the rule: What happens in space, stays in space. 
I just cannot get over the diapers. Whoever mentioned it upthread is right – she had to stop for gas! How long does it take to pee?
iI wonder if she lied about what they were for. What were the tubing and gloves for?
I’ll hazard a guess on that. Busier gas stations will often have a line of women waiting to use the restroom. If she wanted to shave a few more minutes off of her travel-time, she might have opted not to wait in line , when she could just pay for her gas and keep going. But still… :eek:
What’s going to be the new version of the label “bunny boiler” that results from this?
I can’t think of anything, yet.
“Bunny boiler”?
In space, no one can hear you cream.
Glenn Close, Fatal Attraction psycho-stalker.
Glen Close - Fatal Attraction - get it?
I don’t know about now, but in the '50’s, Air Force pilots would wear “Poopie Suits” on long missions.
Never saw the flic.
Ah, so she’s Air Force. Astronutball is Navy. Just a little inter-service rivalry. 
Diaper driver?
Ladies and gentlemen, we are witnessing an actual shit-fit.
Sailboat