At last its over - retired at at last

Hooray, after plenty of years I made it through. One year early because things worked out right.

Do, no more juvenile 40 year old offenders to deal with.

That was always the easy part,

Now no more managers to deal with either, having been a senior union rep I was always amazed at just how little our managers knew of their own rules, policies and guidelines - heck, I was a frequent amending author to many of those policies, in a vain attempt to make things easier and more consistent.

Most of all, goodbye to the political interference that has led to the loss of 30% of the workforce, along with a 162% rise in violent incidents in a year and suicides at all time record highs, along with self harm, and increase in prisoner numbers from 50k in 1996 to the current almost 90k and a lack of resources both inside and outside prisons to actually effect rehabilitation.

The sad thing is, across my decades of services, I have seen, indeed have made significant contributions, to report after report which all say the same things, and have the same recommendations - its not as if its a secret, we pretty much all know what to do, academics, staff, senior managers, staff association representatives and consulting agencies such as Howard League for penal reform. …and yet the recommendations have almost always been acted upon in the most ineffective and peremptory ways possible, and largely all have been reduced to checkbox exercises designed to enable politicians to quote utterly meaningless numbers in parliament in the pretence that these ‘facts’ actually mean something.

Politicians put in place by the public, all trying to use a media sound bite without any understanding of what they are talking about, to placate a population that knows even less.

Result is that our system is about little more than vengeance, contrast that with Holland and Norway - where they are closing prisons because they don’t have enough prisoners to fill them, but our great and good persist in visiting the US system - which is also largely a failure too.IMHO

You’d imaging that across the North Sea is easier to visit than across the pond, and our Euro colleagues speak English perfectly well, you have to believe we could learn something.

Anyhow, I could go on, but its all behind me now, I’ll probably still support and advise union members but my time is my own - first job is, well who is counting?

That’s the beauty of it.

It might be the middle of winter here, but the sun is shining on my house.

Get off my lawn!!!

Congratulations! Enjoy your retirement.

Got plans? Going to travel? Pursue a hobby? Lock yourself in the house and build a hoard?

[carefully steps away from lawn…]

Congratulations. Enjoy your well-earned retirement!

A big huge GRATS from me! Enjoy yourself!

Congrats!

Maybe I’ll be able to join you before I die :smiley:

Yes, I remember that feeling from when I retired 3 years ago. Like walking out of prison, breathing the fresh air, feeling free for the first time in too long.

I will say, after 3 years experience, retirement is fucking great.

Congratulations and welcome to the club. It has been great - and I even liked my job.
No alarm clocks. No commuting. Heaven.

I’m kind of surprised to hear this from you. Since you obviously worked heavily in the prison system, you would have seen prisoners do many violent and despicable things. The people I have talked to who work in that industry generally arrive at the opposite conclusion. That since prisoners do bad things, both in jail and when they are released, sentences need to be even longer. It needs to be even harsher. Even more ‘throw away the key’ since obviously the current system doesn’t do any real rehabilitation or provide any meaningful opportunity to ‘switch sides and be good’ so you might as well lock all prisoners up for life or kill them.

I mean, I agree with you, obviously the Holland/Norway model appears to be better. It feels counter-intuitive - some of their prison cells are nicer than a motel 6 inside. There’s meaningful taxpayer money being spent on rehabilitation. Some of those countries have meaningful worker protection laws so that employers can’t arbitrarily and capriciously refuse to hire ex-cons, so that former prisoners can meaningfully stay out of trouble.

“Common sense” would tell you that if you coddle prisoners like they do in Norway, making their experience in prison not particularly horrific and keeping their sentences short and not tarring them for life, then former prisoners will go on to commit more crimes since they weren’t “taught a lesson” for their transgression.

This ‘common sense’ is what the general American public believes. Also the other part is racism - since the USA has black and hispanic people, while Norway/Holland do not, different policies are required.

I remember my boss asking me what I was going to DO after I retired. Well, I knew what I was NOT going to do. Get up too early five days a week to go somewhere I didn’t want to go, to spend eight hours doing things I didn’t want to do, in the company of people I didn’t want to be with.

How could bingeing Netflix, unlimited time to read and pursue music, and take lots of road trips possibly compare with that?

Enjoy shopping at off-peak, driving somewhere nice at mid-week instead of fighting traffic going and coming, and generally doing whatever the hell you want or can afford.

Literally in this case!

What a great feeling it must be! Enjoy it!!!

Guess who’s envious? This girl!

Congratulations and enjoy every moment!

ENJOY !

I’ve been retired for 10 years and it is GREAT!

I exercise and get 8-9 hours of sleep every night.
Before retirement about 5 hours was the norm ( too many irons in the fire)
I had a hard time staying awake driving and the 35 mile commute was a challenge.
Now…I drive 70 miles to sporting events ( college season football and women basketball tickets) and enjoy the drive.

In August , I drove, in one day, the 870 mile trip to visit my adult children who live 3 states away.
Driving that far was unheard of in my younger, sleep deprived days.