Do you know what you have done for slashfic with that post?
::: visualizes Guinastasia reacting to it :::
Oh wait, that’s BotR. Never mind. 
In one of the EE versions, PJ says that there is footage of Aragorn and Arwin traipsing and skipping through a meadow of daisies as young uns. It wasn’t used–but I would love to see it!
I never really thought of them doing the nasty–more like transcending and becoming luminescent in some way…
Now, Eowyn and Aragorn–that’s what I’m talking about! (too bad it never happened).
Ross Geller: “You know, Gandalf? Didn’t you read The Lord of the Rings in high school?”
Joey Tribbiani: “No, I had sex in high school.”
Well, I thought about it, but I realized that I wanted to stand outside the subcreation to appreciate it best.
Besides, every Tom, Dick, and Huor was picking up handles derived from JRRT. I thought about being uber-obscure, and going as Gwerlum, Omar-Amillo, or Hanstovanen.
Instead, I chose a more obscure name from a completely different genre. Less baggage associated with it. Until PJ makes a 3 movie trilogy out of the whole thing, of course!
Heh. I wrote my HS girlfriend notes in Angerthas runes, and she’d reply! All to figure out where our make-out spot would be that weekend!
Now she’s Mrs. Mercotan, and last night we were watching scenes from ROTK: EE together. Then we…
Oh never mind. elfbabe posts here. I hate to embarass my kids. At least on this message board. 
It would have to be 4 movies, at least! Even if you regard Triplanetary as a prequel and ignore the last two books.
Well, it eliminates a non-neglible part of slashfic, and the part that it doesn’t eliminate, I’m not sure needed any encouragement.
Even if he did, I think it’s safe to say that Qadgop the Mercotan would be one of the parts that was cut. I mean, even Bombadil had more than two oblique references.
I think some condensation could be done. After all it is pulp, you know! Two books to a movie, easy!
But don’t care cut either “second-stage” or “Children”! I wanna see a “wide-open two-way” AND “the unit”. Kit and the girls, all melding together as one!!
Oh, yeah. That would be hot!
That’s ok. I’d be notorious for my absence.
I’d feel bad for Cynthia, though.
So THAT’S what they call it in Middle Earth! Well, it’s better than killing kittens, I suppose.
I have always enjoyed your name. I remember reading the series back in the early '70s, when a friend of mine handed the first four to me and said, “get the rest yourself.” That was right after he had handed BotR to me. Baaaaaaad influence, he was. No, he wasn’t named Hal.
Rumor has it that Smith was contemplating another book after “children”. And that he got his motivation from talking to Heinlein. They were concerned that society wasn’t really ready for some of the ideas. Seeing where Heinlein went in his later writings, I can only imagine what might have happened to the kids.
I still have my original copy of BOTR, from the 70’s!
Never mind Arwen. I bet Luthien was a real firecracker! Daughter of an Angel and an elf stirring enough to make an Angel incorporate!
Not too sure of Idril, though. Might be hot, might not. Speculation, anyone?
That leaves all the orcs, sheep, hobbit, etc. fems, doesn’t it?
Sheesh, I hate to be contributing to the slash encouraging crowd, but with a couple of beers down, it just came out.
I’m still waiting for a xymex-like (sp?) tongue to be available on the Internet. Dang.
Hm. Given that, in context, “woman” clearly included both elf and human females, I think it reasonable to suppose that it extended to other species of persons, as well. Besides, elves are probably the same species as orcs, anyway, and humans the same as hobbits. And he’d have an awfully hard time finding (or recognizing) dwarf-maids, and an even harder time finding Entwives, so they’re probably out, too. Sheep, now… Nah, Briston son of Arathorn just doesn’t have the same ring to it.
<snorting soda out nose> ROFL
Poor Hal, I don’t think it’s gonna die anytime soon…
Can those of us who have been relatively inactive of late have a link to what poor Hal Briston did to become the butt of this in-joke?
It might have something to do with this:Sex with sheep is fun.
I’m not combleatly shear, though.