I am so going to quote this. Thanks Flander. And thanks Excalibre for an entertaining rant.
Oh, didn’t Jesus drive the moneylenders from the temple in a Fury?
Sorry. I’m just too stupid to have noticed that one. 
The gist of your OP, “It’s a-t-h-e-i-s-t, for God’s sake!” struck me as funny.
That’s all.
You were right, we were wrong.
You are smart, we are dumb.
You’re the greatest, we’re the worst.
You’re very handsome, we are not attractive.
There, feel better?
(With a nod to Happy Gilmore, of course.)
So Excalibre, you’re saying there are no athiests on this board?
You’re welcome.
Well, I don’t know if I’m the athiest, but I’m definately athier than thou.
No, that was his dad’s ride, used to drive Adam and Eve from the Garden.
The Corinthians, surprisingly, did not drive Chrysler Cordobas but Jeeps. Paul warned them “(b)ut take heed lest by any means this Liberty of yours become a stumblingblock to them that are weak.”
Well, if you want to be that pedantic, it’s “damn it”.
To me, the whole reason to combine the two into one orthographic word is the way they run together when said, and that happens largely because the m sound becomes longer, so “dammit” actually looks more correct to me. Maybe that just means I’m being a pain in the ass about it, but…eh.
You’re thuch a pain in the ath.
Yes, it was deliberate.
Much. And yes, I’m very handsome.