Did I miss something? When did all the masturbation and pissing occur?
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hehe. I was concerned that about some sorta spyware. . .
[TMI]I personally always find that masturbating myself kinda precludes pissing on anyone else for the duration and a little over. I thought that was a well-known physiological thing.[/TMI]
Well, to be fair to Sage Rat, he/she did say “…alternating between masturbating themselves and pissing on others…”
Oh, OK. It’s a refractory period thing, then? I can see that working.
If, y’know, I were into water sports and that.
Not that I’m saying there’s anything wrong with that…
Erm…
I’ll stop digging now.
So was Jesus. :eek:
That’s funny. There is a pretty good selling book that seems to focus on a lousy carpenter. Well, maybe he wasn’t lousy, but he sure seems to have spent a lot of his time just yapping and making up parables. I’ve never read the whole thing, but the zealots seem to like it. Though I’m not sure if they’ve actually ever read it either.
Deny the Holy Spirit? How about if I just claim to have drunk the Holy Spirit?
Hand stabbing? How about if I trim the nails of believers?
I don’t recall any lice in the NT. If the water-to-wine guy had been lousy, wouldn’t he have driven the lice over a cliff, or something?
Wasn’t Stig Mata one of the Sex Pistols?
Sorry, I’ve been gone for a coupla days. I’m trying to catch up in a hurry.
It will probably suffice to say you got drunk “with” the Holy Spirit, down at the Crafty Cockney last Saturday afternoon, and he went on and on just babbling away.
Sure, trimming the nails of believers would suffice, but whether you throw the clippings in the trash or keep them for future use might determine whether you are a Wiccan or not.
I don’t know about lice but there were a lot of long haired hippy types with beards, wearing bathrobes and sandles, getting pissy about not enough wine at the wedding so making their own. If there’s anything worse than the stabbers, the thumpers and the boom boom guys it’s them long haired hippy types.
Get off my lawn!
Yes, as a side note he was also the [del]fifth[/del] sixth Beatle.