You think so Sealemon, well think again, because ::rips off robe :: Now deal with me
hot sauce boy. Mwahahahahhahhahahahahahaha.
Ok Bya , Ath…
wait what the… is that Lion over there peeking with the rest of the pervs behind the wall?
Get your butt over here now Lion, I still owe you for letting me go to jail in guy stuff.
:: grabs both Sealemon’s hot sauce filled super soakers and stalks Lion:: Come here you coward, I’ll light your fire and rock your world all at the same time.
Byz, Athena, y’all keep laughing boy over there tied up I’ll be back, I always wanted a Seale skin coat.
Ayesha - Lioness
There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine
(Thomas A. Edison)
“Vestal Blue, I do not scatter! I step back for reinforcements! Ah ha! Ayesha has arrived!” Byzantine realizes that the game may be put on simmer for the weekend. She ponders this and then in a flash of inspiration realizes she has a time machine in her pillow. The other players can pop back in at any time and re-adjust the game (see you folks on Monday) and then she turns to Ayesha.
“Go ahead, get Lion, I’ve got a score to settle with Sealemon.” She twirls her pillows and bellows, “Hey Sealemon! Come out and PLAYYYYYY!”
Well since everyone ignored the near-dead “cat”, I’ll have to get involved myself. Besides it’s the weekend and their’ll be fewer contestants!
Ripping off my uniform I grab two pillows (NSN 007-2749876-83 pillow, down filled, 1 each) oil up and kick open the door leading to the “Pillow Parlor”.
“Byz! Ayesha,” I shout, “Stand by for heavy rolls!”
And as the thunderclouds gathered overhead, the mighty warriors fought. Sinew and bone, blood and muscle. Their stalwart pillows* FWOOMPTED * each other, as streams of magma-hot fire sauce arched overhead. In the gloom, it was impossible to tell who was who.*
KEEEEEYAAAAA!!! *went the piercing yell, as one of the warriors dealt a huge overhand blow to the other with both pillows. The victim went down to one knee, then launch him/herself up and retaliated with a series of quick pillow shots to the head that staggered the first unknown warrior.
Pssst, Girlbysea, come drag this man of yours out of here please. I don’t like the way he’s eyeing that Seale skin I want to make a coat out of.
Chief, look to your left, no this isn’t a trick, would I trick you?
Psst GBS, take him down while he’s not looking.
Y’all watch and you’ll get to see Lion doing the dance of the flaming a$$h*les in a minute. ::Hides super soakers behind back::
Lion hoeny come here, I’m not still mad at you honey. I promise , I just wanna give you a kiss and a hug. Come here baby. Thats a good … gotcha SUCKER
OK who’s next ?
Ayesha - Lioness
There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine
(Thomas A. Edison)
Well, it took me twenny showers to get these damn feathers off, but, finally…
What the Hell is that thumping noise behind that wall?
In honor of Elvis’ birthday, I’ve brought my HunkaHunka Burnin’ Love Pillow. Twenty pounds of feathers in a red satin case ! And to continue the theme, got some bread & a grill to make the King’s fave- grilled PBJs…who’s first ???
:::Eyes Seale, who’s dripping creamy Jif from his battleax:::
Cristi, c’mon, help me grease up this here griddle.
He sneaks up behind Byz and grabs her …
pillow just as she’s about to waste Sealemon.
Giving her a mighty dope slap with her own pillow, Byz goes flying into Athena with a yelp!
Somebody oughta call Satan. I heard he’s into that kind of stuff.
Athena is back, calm, cool, collected, and recuperated from the weekend. Plus, she has brought with her several hundred pounds of downy white dove feathers. Who wants to be first? Byz? Seeing as you’re sitting on top of me?