Oops, I forgot the link!
Here she is! In German, even!
I’m going to go waaaay out on a limb here lieu (because with you, you never know) and say by “cavities” you mean “dental carries” or “the holes you get in your teeth” rather than just “cavities” in general. You know a tree trunk that rots out and leaves a hole? That hole would be a “cavity”. Filling it up with vomit would be pretty bad all around.
Yes. That’s much better Leifsmama. You do good.
You’re weekend could have been worse, wardrobe-wise Skerri. You could have started out in a mumu made of Brillo pads and then moved on to a burlap tuxedo and an all meat thong. So you did pretty well for yourself if you stand back and think of some of the alternatives.
Or… maybe not German. What the heck language is that anyways?
Looking closer… hmmm… apparently it’s a website from the Netherlands. Don’t they speak, like, Mexican or something up there?
I’m so confused. I’m going to go take a shower now. And maybe think about being touched by Monica some more…
I ignored Lissla just because somepeople think they’re some sort of princesswho can just ignore certain directions. Even when said directions are right in the OP and then re-iterated later in another post. “Oh! Rye bread is soooo yummy!” Shut up.
Happy Monday Rue.
Here are some things I hate.
[ul]
[li]Having a wet face[/li][li]Watching other people use computers[/li][li]Lorries when they drive very close to me when I’m on my bike[/li][/ul]
La la la.
A few of my favorite things . . . NOT[ul]
[/ul] [ul]
[li]surreal yuppie perfume commercials[/li][li]sneezes that take hours to come out[/li][li] kamikaze toys whose mission in life is to inflict as much damage on feet as possible[/li][li] sick whiney men[/li][li]broccoli[/li][li]automated telephone systems[/li][li]automated telephone systems that hang up on you[/li][li]automated telephone systems that ask you to input a ton of info that the person that finally answers the friggin phone is going to ask you anyway[/li][li]wet toilet seats[/li][li]ice cream headaches[/li][li]green runny snot[/li][li]end-of-the-fiscal-year accounting presentations[/li][li]redundant 24 hour war coverage[/li][li]filibustering[/li][li]M-I-L negative comments on everything positive[/li][li]M-I-L apologies on negative comments[/li][li]people who are phobic about silence and so they talk incessantly [/li][li]mornings[/li][li]morning people[/li][li]perky people any time of the day[/li][li]a rotten sunflower seed[/li][li]whiney kids[/li][li]whiney adults[/li][li]Chuck E. Cheese[/li][li]SpongeBob and all cartoons newer than Bugs Bunny[/li][li]411 information operators that can’t be bothered to find a listing and then charge you for your call[/li][/ul]
I could go on. But I won’t.
I gotta admit I don’t get the hotness of Joan Cusack. But then a lot of people don’t get my attraction to Worf.
And what is Horehound candy?
Whooo Hooo! Simulpost with Rue!
Shower time!
Sooooo… what you’re saying Biblio is you should make you own Hate Listand stop trying to pervert mine to your liking? I think you should. Then we can all judge YOU. Yeah!
Astroboy, your link says it comes from the Netherlands. (the .nl part) So it would be in Netherlandian! Simple. Duh.
What does Astrogirl think about Monica touching you? I bet she would rip her wings off and slap her with em.
People keep posting while I’m replying to the posts that are already here. I don’t hate that at all. I actually like it. I’m just an Attention Whore after all. (Why do you think I post every Monday Morning?)
OK, OK…
No licking **Puddin’**s face. Check.
You should go on Copper. 50 items. That’s what makes a good Hate List. You have a good start there.
Horehound “candy” is what they had in the Old Days before they invented sugar. It’s… vile I guess is the best description.
I just noticed your new location Astro. San Diego. Have you seen Scout around yet? She lives there. (I think.)
Right at this very moment, my hate list is short and very specific:[ul]BUG BITES!![/ul]
I was mucking about in my yard on Saturday while it was still hot and humid here. Apparently, I was sending out secret smorgasbord pheremones which various and sundry insectoids found irresistable. My poor legs are covered with red welts, as are my forearms and my left ear. I hardly slept last night for the itching. It’s been driving me insane all day. I am not happy.
Stupid bugs.
I hate Florida.
Some More Stuff I Remembered:
[ul]
[li]Perfume Sample Thingies in Magazines[/li][li]Perfume Sample Thingies Enclosed in Department Store Bills (McRae’s is the worst!)[/li][li]Unexplained Sudden Cold Fronts[/li][li]Harvard Beets[/li][li]Vienna Sausages[/li][li]Spam (the email and the canned kinds)[/li][li]Pomegranates[/li][li]A Bowl of Oatmeal[/li][li]Menthol Shaving Cream[/li][li]Cream Soda[/li][li]Even More Stuff I’ll Think of Later[/li][/ul]
I never used the list thingy function before today. I like it.
An all meat thong? That has more disgusting connotations than I care to think of this early in the day, thank you very much. 
I would have much rather spent the whole weekend wearing pajamas, but I had to go watch the wrestling pay-per-view last night at a sports bar. For some reason, people in sports bars here don’t take kindly to girls wearing pajamas.
Oh, I thought of something else I hate. The word zeitgeist. It stems from this really pretentious kid I met one time. He thought everything was “very ZEITGEIST!” Ever since then, I feel the need to slap people who say it.
[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by Rue DeDay *
**Things I hate in list form:
<snip>
[ul]
[li]People who read through my list of things I hate and say “Oh, this isn’t so bad” or “That’s nothing to hate”.[/li][/ul]
Rue hates me.
:snif:
OH! And the Dell Dude and the new Dell intern commercial. That just as stupid. And now they have three “interns” they have to try to keep off drugs. I’d like to see a Dell commercial featuring the interns at an office party completely toasted with the girl sitting on the copier and the Dell dude pushing the print button.
Never heard the word zeitgeist before now.
Thanks.
Hey Bear I was with ya all the way to the cold fronts. I like em. But I like unexplained, gloomy, windy days messing up all the perky people’s plans.
swampie I think it’s time we stopped fighting the pine tree pollen.
Yes. I am saying what you think I’m saying.
It’s time to bend with the wind so to speak. Time to make …
[ul]
[li] pine-tree-pollen biscuits[/li][li] pine-tree-pollen catfish bait[/li][li] pine-tree-pollen patch (to patch the ol’ jonboat with)[/li][li] pine-tree-pollen pancake makeup[/li][/ul]
Oh ! The possiblities are endless ! Endless ! Harness the power of Pollen !
Yessssssss … give in … let go … let the yellow miasma slowly swirl through your mind … pollen … pine tree pollen … yeahhhhhhhhhhh …
My List of People Who Need to Lay Off the Benadryl for a While:
[ul] [li]NinetyWt[/li][li]NinetyWt[/li][li]NinetyWt[/ul][/li]
Jonboat hijack. I bought 2 one dollar chances on a drawing for a jonboat Saturday, but I didn’t win. I was disappointed. I do know the guy who won, though, so I’ll get to ride in the jonboat anyhow. That makes me happy.
FCM, you should just be grateful that it’s warm enough where you are to have bugs. It’s still snowing here.
::Waving at window:: Stop that! Stop snowing!
I hate:
- Snow in April
- Lima beans (I’m agreeing with you, Rue. Happy?)
- Fish
- Not having a servant to do my housework
- That chick at the club on Friday who honestly thinks she looks sexy in red vinyl hotpants.
- Slow internet
- Black coffee
- Really freakishly small dogs
- Ouzo
- Caraway seed bread
- Top 40 radio stations
- Dill
- Extreme low-rise pants on anyone
- Punks trying to start fights
- Rutabagas
- Getting water up my nose
- The fabric saleslady who tried to make me wear lavender for my friend’s wedding…
I’ll think of more later.
swampy, let me say that as a boat owner for many years, the best thing you can do is have a friend who has a boat rather than having one yourself. You offer to buy some gas and/or beer and you get a nice day on the water without the accompanying headaches.
But you can’t join the yacht club. Or maybe you could. I think they’ll take anyone’s money.
Lissla - it was warm enough. We’ve got frost warnings for tonight. And the fact remains, I hate Florida. 14 months to go…
How could I hate you Winston? You haven’t said anything I hate is really lovable. I won’t hate you til you do that. But then…
Hate the sinner, not the sin Skerri. [sub](Zeitgeist, zeitgeist, zeitgeist, zeitgeist, zeitgeist…)[/sub] (Now I should look that word up. But I won’t.)
Maybe it’s the cold front that’s making the people perky Copper. Ever think of that? (Well… it would work on the girls anyway…)
You’re doing great with those lists Swampy. Now try 'em in colors! (Yeah, I should have made that some color, or a few, but I usually use the quicky-reply box at the bottom of the thread. So the color codes aren’t convenient. And really, it wasn’t worth copying everything, jumping over to the full Reply page and then pasting it all down and adding color.)
Yes Lissla, I amhappy you’re agreeing with me. If I have anything else for you to agree with, I’ll let you know. I think I have something now… no, maybe later.
-Rue. (just signing, so you know.)