I hate it when people hate Horehound candy. Oh, wait, that might mean there’d be more for me…
Couldn’t agree with you more here. Well, I could amend it to say, “Jeremy Piven not getting more shirtless work…” 
JOhn.
Yeah, Ellen, we wouldn’t want to run out of emboldenation.
Anyway, yes the boys have been exposed to Stellaluna. They ran screaming from the room. “My hair! My hair!” they screamed. There was no sleep that night. Thanks for bringing it up.
There are all sorts of bats around here. Or at least a bunch of one kind of bat. I don’t know. I’m not big on bat anatomy. I think it’s a freetail bat. I say that because “freetail” is the only bat name I know other than “vampire” and we don’t live in South America.
Then there are “flying foxes” which aren’t foxes at all but big ol’ bats. They have them at the zoo. They aren’t around here either.
There was a raccoon messing with my grill one time (made hot dogs, didn’t share) and it dumped our trash can. And there’s a bunny that lives under our deck. Although I’ve never seen a veritable. Not even at the zoo along with the flying foxes.
Do you think Jeremy Piven might punch his own name in and do a Google search and then this thread might come up and then he’d see how much we all admire his talent? (I, personally admire his actingtallent. You can admire whatever tallent you want.) Do you think that might just make him have a slightly nicer day?
Hello Jeremy, if you see this thread.
Good move, Rue, staying in the car. Once those hawks get hold of you they never want to let you go. The one who came after me apparently decided that I would feed him for a year or so, and tried to carry me home. Ever had your scalp stitched? It’s not very funny.
If we’re gonna be pals can I call you Rue-Dawg? It has sort of a gangster familiarity to it.
You may be jumping to conclusions about the motivation behind the hawk attack there, welby. It’s entirely possible that the hawk smelled essence of squirrel on you and made an erroneous assumption. Hawks don’t have very big brains.
I also really wish you people would stop bringing up the bats. I don’t need to be reminded of my bat problems. Or the snow.
[sub]swampbear makes a confession…[/sub]
Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. It’s been, hmm, well since the last general confession in church, since my last confession.
I confess…
I have no idea who Jeremy Piven is.
swampbear, here is a link to a pic of Jeremy Piven. If you look him up on imdb.com, you’ll find out that he’s been in lots of movies and stuff.
Now I have to go fan myself. 
Why, yes, I HAVE had my scalp stitched welb. (Rue-Dawg? Eh. OK.) A couple of times. Rather spectactular bleeding, a scalp wound.
Maybe Ex was right. (As much as it pains me to admit it.) Although I don’t think it was any squirrelliness on your part. (Just you generally, not where your hair splits.) I think the hawk thought you would make a hunka hunka burnin’ hawk love. Like he said, “Hawks don’t have very big brains”.
Ha ha! Swampy don’t know who Jeremy Piven is! Ha ha! Ya doof. (Links? Actual info? No, I don’t think so.)
-Rue. (Dawg)
Oh gosh darn it Skerri! Ya HAD to go and be helpfull, huh?
Don’t look at the link Swampy! Don’t look!
There’s a link to posters of Orlando Bloom in that link. Sorry, I think he’s hotter.
::fans herself, too::
Skerri beat ya to it Rue. Mwaah! Skerri! Maybe I’ll go rent a video or dvd of somethin’ with Jeremy Piven in it now. He is kinda cute. Maybe that’s why Rue didn’t want me to look. Maybe Rue has a secret lust for Jeremy Piven and didn’t want me to share that lust. hmmmmmmmm… interesting.
Muwah ha ha ha!
I don’t know where that came from, but it just felt like the right thing to do. And besides, Rue, I have to spread the love that is Jeremy Piven! Everyone should know just how darn cool he is!
swampbear, I don’t know what kind of movies you like, but “Very Bad Things” was a good movie with a Very Bad Thing in it. (Cryptic enough for ya?) “The Family Man” with Nicolas Cage was pretty good, too. Whoah. That’s like two polar opposites of movies.
Lust shared is not lust diminished Swampy. Sheesh, you don’t know nuthin’ about the mathmatics of lust. If there were anyone who would I figured it would be you.
Just so you know, I didn’t want you to see the link just to be mean to you. It goes along with the “Hate” theme of the thread. (Hate and hawk lovin’) No! That’s not it! So you’d look it up for yourself and be all independant. Just trying to empower you Swampy. Because I care.
I get the feeling that you don’t like Rue-Dawg. I had onther ones in mind, but the gangster appeal sounded best to me. Perhaps I’ll just call you Rue for now, I certainly don’t want to endager our pal-ship.
What about my head could possibly appeal to a hawk who wants a little booty? I have bad hair. Bad hair days and Welby go along with each other like white and rice, peanut butter and chocolate, mashed potatoes and gravy. Somehow I don’t think it was lust Rue. It was pure hunger.