Are you male or female, Alpine?
Official HAG Carpet = sHAG
Favorite pastime = sHAGGING.
Ow! - ok - i’m goin’ i’m going…
I’m a chick.
Okay, then I’ll accept it as an application. Until I see a picture, tho, you’ll be Uncategorized.
If our official ISP is AOL, I want out. Nothing’s worth that.
Do we have an official book? I’d like to nominate “Fear of Flying” by Erica Jong.
How about an official decorator? Christopher Lowell would be ideal as an Honorary FagHag. I think, anyway.
My ISP is “independence.net”. How’s that for a haggish name?
Getting in late here, but hell, I’ve had a right haggard day.
I’d like to submit two alternates for consideration:
HAG TREE: Witchazel, although it has the name, and can help the skin look lovely, is more of a shrub. Please consider the Ginkgo, an ancient and magnificent tree. It has a beautiful, fan-shaped bilobed leaf, which is used medicinally to increase circulation to the brain. (Research bears this out) Being Straight Dope Hags, we want all the brain power we can get! The ginkgo also has the wonderful habit of turning all it’s leaves bright yellow in the fall, and dropping them at once. The poor misunderstood female ginkgo often gets chopped down by easily offended individuals, as her fruit has a really funky smell.
HAG BIRD: I think the crow would make an appropriate mascot. The crow is associated with the Valkyries, and Northern Europe’s symbol for the Death Goddess. Well, that’s kind of bleak. In Native American cultures, the Crow is more of a trickster. They can be very vocal, like shiny objects, and certainly have adapted well.
The Bird of Paradise is beautiful though!
I support the nomination of Bird Of Paradise as the official HAG bird, since it resembles my new tattoo. 
I also reject the idea of AOL being the HAG ISP.
Huh? Nobody approved the appointment of an official Hag ISP–and if we had an offical one, it sure wouldn’t be AOL!
Can anyone tell when i’m being cynical.
On that note, I’m nominating “How to Succeed in Business Without a Penis”. Yes, it’s a real book. Look it up on Amazon.
-Elthia
Oh, come on now, isn’t the official Hag bird going to be the Harpy?