I saw this can of haggis in the international grocery, and I’ve always wanted to try haggis so I bought it. I’m sure that it is nothing compared to the real thing. How do I eat it? I know nothing about haggis.
I just wanted to be the first one to say:
EWWWWWWWWwwww!!!
Not because it’s haggis. But because it’s IN A CAN.
But it says its made from the finest ingredients. 
With tatties and neeps of course.
(In a can? Eugh.)
Very carefully.
One haggi at time.
Pace yourself.
Very carefully.
One haggi at a time.
Pace yourself.
You want seconds, pseudo?
To make a consistent theme I’ll get the boxed potatoe flakes and canned turnips. Do I just pour it on the plate? Whats it going to look like when I open the can?
Put haggis in a frying pan over medium, heat through, spread on toast and place in garbage.
Canned?
I think you need to open the can, and tell us what’s inside! I suspect a warm-through in a microwave is all that’ll be needed, because you’ll basically have a stew which includes some ingredients you wouldn’t normally use. To put it lightly 
My motto has always been, “There’s nothing better than a good haggis and nothing worse than a bad one.” I simply can’t conceive of haggis in a can being a good one.
That said, warm it up and eat it on crackers. Just DO NOT judge haggis based on what you get out of that can!
I recommend this for background music.
Canned haggis isn’t that bad, especially when you consider that it’s not the easiest delicacy to find over here. Just a bit greasy. I microwave mine.
This is a joke thread, right? Please say it is.
those bagpipes make me cry lassie! 
This is the brand I get. Not much choice, really. That’s all I’ve found. (There’s a place that makes fresh haggis, but I’ve never been able to get there when they’ve had it.)
Bingo. Johnny L.A.'s got it.
[Groundskeeper Willie]
Get your haggis right here! Chopped heart and lungs boiled in a wee sheep’s stomach! Tastes as good as it sounds!
[/GW]
Haggis is not terrible, if fresh and prepared properly. There’s worse “national foods” (what’s that Swedish lye-dipped cod-crap called?)
But god, canned haggis?
No, no, no. Not with a Fox, not in a Box.
It’s Lutefisk, Deth. .
Just for the record, have any of you besides Johnny L.A. actually eaten canned haggis? I mean, maybe it’s not as bad as it sounds.