A competition has been established for the best Shakespearean text message (2b or not 2b) The first prize is just under $1500 USD.
The message can be up to 160 characters long. Additional details may be found here: http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20010329/od/poetry_dc_1.html
While part of me finds this sort of creepy (don’t mess with a classic, etc.), another part is amused to no end.
Anyone feel up to the challenge?