Attention Theists!!!! I Am Going To Bet My Life That God Does Not Exist!!!

Who are all these short people and what is this “Ding, dong!” song they are singing supposed to be all about?

OK, can we close this stupid thread now?

[QUOTE=Valteron]
If I do not sign in, you will know that God has spoken (and acted)…

So right now I sign off (drum roll).

Dear friends, in one hour, I will see you on the web or I will be roasting in Hell.
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(1 hour and ten minutes later) Wow…looks like Valteron backed the wrong horse, eh? So, how’s Hell?

I’m hoping desperately that this is the greatest “I’m not renewing” thread in history.

Regards,
Shodan

Moderator’s Note: Since the OP of this thread has evidently been struck down by the Almighty, I’m closing this thread. I guess Valteron will be posting exclusively from the Pit from now on.

(I suppose we should really lock his account, too…)