I think she should cover it with metal and make it look like an intentional piercing.
Or get one of those Janet Jackson nipple shields stuck in her nose - that oughta cover it.
Maybe she’s a witch. Does she usually have a broom between her legs?
It probably feels hot in an MRI. I wouldn’t call any tattoo hot though.
Actually… what would be the consequences of piercing through it?
My guess would be expense. She’s probably part time and therefore has no insurance through work. WAG, removal would run between $500-$1000. I’ll ask one of our dermatologists when I see one to get a better estimate. If insurance would cover any at all. If it’s not malignant they might try to say it’s cosmetic.
And I went straight to “I have a MOLE?!” From Men in Tights.
The idea of it being a piercing cover-up is very plausible. Otherwise, maybe she just doesn’t care to have surgery or pay someone money to remove something she doesn’t see as a big deal. Her choice.
Enough of this, get a picture! Tell her it’s going to a bunch of creepy internet dudes (and chicks) to check her out and solemnly judge.
I get skin tags under my arm (only the left one) with some regularity - especially if I’m carrying a few extra pounds - sometimes when they’re little, I can just tear them off with my fingernails, but they occasionally get quite big and fleshy (the size of a pea once) and I have to tie them off (or sometimes I twist them and hold them like that for ten minutes each day - after a few days, they start to wither and dry up.
It’s cost, or not having health insurance coverage. I had a coworker, smokin’ hottie except for a large Uncle Buck style mole on her face, who got it promptly removed the very day she hit the 6-month mark when insurance kicked in.
I had a skin tag frozen off by my doctor - it wasn’t too large (not even the size of a sunflower seed kernel), but it was at my collar and I just didn’t like it. Took her about 0.5 seconds to freeze that puppy off with the nitrogen stuff. I just scratch off any new, small ones that pop up - just pretend that they’re detachable, and scratch at them until they’re gone.
I never felt particularly self conscious of the mole I have on my upper lip (beauty mark, whatever- it’s a mole!) but now I have visions of people saying “Well, she’s OK looking but WTF with that mole??” Ack.
I try to snip off skin tags while they’re small. It’s quite easy to do.
I’ve had skin tags and protruding moles removed at the doctor’s office, and I probably wouldn’t make an appointment JUST to get them removed unless I had several that I wanted done. I had several raised moles about 20 or 25 years ago, and had them all removed during one office visit. I just had to pay the copay, IIRC.
Gee, maybe I should have rejected my wife of 46 years when I first met her…after all, she does have a rather large nose.
Fortunately she could see past the end of her nose, and took me as I was and am.
Of course we all have different standards, but I’ve become rather attached to her honker, which is a good thing, since it is attached to her.
Go with what you feel about her and don’t sweat the small stuff. Noses and warts are not big things, even though their physical dimensions may be more than the norm.
I go with the poster who told you to take her as is and fix her yourself later if you still want to. And get her some new boobs while you’re at it, they’re NEVER perfect right out of the box…You poor thing, sounds like a lot of work and effort on your part just so she’ll be good enough for you…And here’s a tip for you, no matter how good the sex is at first, tell her it’s not quite good enough, after all, you want to get your money’s worth…
Maybe it grows back?
I have a few Giant Cell Tumor of the Tendon Sheaths and everytime I have the darn thing removed it grows back in a week or two. The hand surgeons I’ve gone to say “Yep that’s pretty normal.”
I stopped getting them removed. It was throwing good money after bad. Unless it really hurts I don’t bother getting them removed anymore, and I learned to live with it
You folks aren’t nearly hardcore enough.
I had a pimple on my collarbone that turned into a mole. It was a bump that rubbed my shirt collar and irritated me. I picked at it, but couldn’t get it to come off ('cause it was, like, attached). Couldn’t get a good grip with my fingernails. Finally got a pair of needle-nosed pliers and pulled the sucker out - and yes, it had roots. Okay, it hurt a bit, but now it’s gone and completely healed.
Okay, I probably wouldn’t do that on my face.
So is it a wart or a mole? Moles on the face, in particular, can be extremely annoying. Particularly this variety.
Damn. That is hardcore. And here I thought having a nurse cut off a bunch of skin tags from my back with dull scissors (I swear to God, I’ve seen kindergarten safety scissors sharper than the medical scissors she had!) and without a local anesthetic was something to be proud of.
Moley Moley Moley Moley!
It would be different if she had a football shaped goiter and used to date Ghandi.
Damn straight! Stupid kids… 