I “witnessed” a real “is there a doctor in the house?” moment on my honeymoon.
We were on a cruise, and on the last night at about 8pm, someone comes on the loudspeaker and calls a name, asking them to go to the medical bay. Any number of reasons for that, but I remember thinking that it must suck to have someone hurt themselves at the end of a vacation (I was assuming it was a broken arm or leg, or a cut or something).
A few minutes later, they call out another name, asking “if you can, please come down to the medical bay”. Odd, since that didn’t sound like a call to a family member, but there must be some reason for it.
A few minutes later…
“If there is an anesthesiologist on board, can you please come to the medical bay on Deck 1 aft. I repeat, if there is an anesthesiologist on board, please come to the medical bay on Deck 1 aft”
I think no one moved for several minutes in the lounge area where we were standing! I mean, WTF? There is a doctor and 2 nurses (IIRC) on board… what kind of emergency can they not handle themselves!
Two hours later, the captain comes onto the loudpeaker and announces that he has to shut down the casino and bar service, because “I hope you don’t mind, but I’m going to divert this ship to Miami for the medical evacuation of a passenger and his family”.
Our destination that night was Port Canaveral, so it must have been REALLY serious if they couldn’t stabilize the passenger for the 6 or so hours left before docking! What appeared to be a Coast Guard vessel came out to the ship and left, and the cruise ship started making it’s way back to Canaveral, and ended up docking 4 hours later than scheduled.
The rest of the story is more about my husband and I, but while on the phone with someone from Royal Caribbean regarding our missed flight, the idiot told us that “it wasn’t my fault someone had a heart attack on the ship.”
Poor guy. I wonder if he made it? I don’t know what the policy would be if someone had actually died on board. I hope he and his family are well.