And I look just like Audrey Hepburn, if Audrey Hepburn had been a fat old Jew!
(Who is that pathetically pallid AH impersonator they shoved into that dress?)
At least it’s not Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Oh, and have I mentioned that I even have the orange tabby to go with it-a female, even. (Females are only 1 in four hundred).
Feh, my cat is actually named Cat.
(although, she’s not an orange tabby)
Just goes to show there was something very special about the original person who wore it - it looks like nothing on that girl.