Okay, this is driving DeathLlama and I batty.
When you walk into the master bath, you’re hit with a smell that is…stinky. Very, very stinky. It’s subtle, but unpleasant…dank, stale, icky. It’s reminiscent of a wet towel that’s been forgotten and left to mildew somewhere. That or something small is dead somewhere.
We’ve sniffed around, sticking our noses in the shower drain, the toilet (bowl and tank), the trash can, the carpet, the laundry and laundry baskets, all towels and washcloths in sight, the bathroom rug, the closet, the central air vents, the shower curtain, the sink and sink drain, even the wall in places. No dice.
AUGH! WHAT THE FUCK IS IT?
It’s not the B.O. of Seinfeld fame, nor is it The Package from last night’s The Office.
It’s just…UGH. It’s worst right at the arch that separates the bedroom and bath area. It’s gonna be just SUPER in there when we leave town in a few days and that Thing gets to simmer in triple-digit heat minus a little air circulation. Fun.
So…'fess up. What is it? What’d you do?