Yeah, he was always trying to get a-head.
Well, if you’re going to do it, might as well do it with some style.
But where was his head found?
Pfft, whatever. If he really wanted to be cool he would have rigged up a robot to chase him into the woods and stab him to death when he was caught. Plus he would have given it the ability to laugh maniacally afterwards, even if it was just robot maniacally.
“ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. bzzt processing… ha. ha. ha…”