I was just reading Lloyd Grove’s gossip column in the Washington Post and came across this bit about how “Goldmember” will open.
[LAST CHANCE TO BOW OUT]
Ready?
The opening sequence is a movie-within-a-movie with the following actors playing the roles:
Tom Cruise as Austin Powers
Gwyneth Paltrow as the “busty babe” who keeps his mojo going
Danny DeVito as Mini-Me
Kevin Spacey as Dr. Evil
And the person saying “cut” at the end of the scene? None other than Steven Spielberg.
I’m giggling already.