Check out this pic. It’s a crater on Mars.
Look! It’s Australia! No wonder Aussies are weird - they’re Martians. 
Well, that explains why it takes me so long to fly to and from Australia.
I don’t know about anyone else, but the very thought of Martian kangaroos with ray guns scares the bejeesus out of me.
I like it. Living in the antipodes really isn’t far enough away. Mars - now Mars is exotic!
And that’s why I am Girl From Mars.
Hmmm, I think I’ll flirt with her…
beep!
I think you’ll have better luck if you try to impress her with your Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator.
Or your boomerang.
That’s dirty.
Wouldn’t be the first time:
Just get used to it folks. Do you think I have been spying on you for ten years just to keep amused?