No alligators here except in zoos.
He gets offered his own show on Animal Planet. Win-win!
There is an American crocodile (i.e., within the U.S.). It’s rare and confined for the most part to the southern extremities of the Everglades. Quite different from a 'gator: narrower jaw and significantly larger.
What about a pointed stick?
Please don’t give Vladimir Putin ideas for his next photo-op.
Look on the bright side: perhaps the crocodile would win.
Putin-Bachman 2012?
Obama: So where’s that woman with the sore tooth?
Shut up!
Don’t you go getting us mixed up with the Kiwi’s thank you for very much! 