"Automatic updates," I hate you!!

Yes.

BTW, I reported your post for violation of the pit rules:

Aren’t you scared, taco?

EABBOSR, ivn.

Only a first class asshole like yourself would go all candy ass and run to mommy.

Waaaa. That bad man hurt my widdle feelwings.

Let us know when you grow some hair on your balls and can act like an adult.

If you payed attention to the moderation in the pit, you would know that the mod only enforces that rule for those exact words. Variations only means that cunt and cuntlicker are both bad, for example.

An abbreviation does not actually contain the insult, and will most likely not be moderated. The fact that you do not know this is further indication that you are not qualified for your self-appointed role as Pit cop.

Gah, had to think of what EABOD meant. Now I’m confused again, because I don’t know what EABBOSR means. Can you people just use English already?

Eat a big bag of shit ______?

Soggy rectums?

Hey, those automatic updates! They sure suck, right?

It’s “paid”, not “payed”.
BTW, I reported your post for violation of the pit rules:

Actually, IME, you will get called out for any attempt to skirt the rules like this. I’ve seen people get told to cut it out for doing something like “you’re such a [redacted due to Pit rules],” because clearly the only word that fits there and isn’t allowed is “cunt.” So, telling someone to eat a bag of dicks, even in initialism form, still isn’t kosher.

BTW, I reported your post for violation of the pit rules:

ETA: FOAD, IVN1188

Okay, I was trying to make this thread not be about you, but you are truly desperate for attention. Did your mommy not pay enough attention to you when you were a child? Were you babysat by the TV and left to build up a deficit of attention that you now crave to fill, which you do so by trying to piss people off because you can’t get anybody to give you nice attention due to your attitude, appearance, stupidity, and body odor? Or do you really think that playing tinpot dictator from your position of absolute powerlessness here is actually meaningful? Do you think that a single poster here looks at your pathetically infantile junior modding with anything but scorn? Are you so blind to reality that you think we care about you and your petty power plays? Heck, I forget about you the minute I stop reading one of your posts. Maybe if you sucked a little bit more you might inspire a little bit of lingering pity for you…but you’re not even that interesting. You don’t even suck interestingly. It’ll be nice when you slink off back to wherever you came from.

Report that.

ETA: What the heck is happening in the post prior to this one?

cheer

FWIW, I wasn’t attempting to skirt the rules. I, like IVN, am not that clever.

If it is, in fact, a rule breaker, I’ll gladly accept the warning, if one is coming.

This.

ah, nevermind. This thread is off the rails.

<golf clap>

You really are a bit of an asshole, though.

[William Shatner voice]

I…just don’t…understand what the point is…of that post.

[/Shatner]

You say in your #2 that you have good reasons to not install updates, but in your first paragraph you seem to be railing against people who don’t promote herd immunity to viruses by not installing them. You need to communicate more clearly.

Another problem is that Microsoft harrasses me to install not just critical updates that will prevent some Russian hacker from using Minesweeper to empty my checking account, which I’m happy to do, but also to install 3-D Silverturds and Windows Live Bloatware and two dozen of their other half-ass attempts to unseat Google, which I don’t need and don’t feel like clogging up my goddamned hard drive with, even after I click “No” and “Don’t ask me again” and “Get it through your thick fucking skull that I’m not interested and never, ever will be, you blackhearted bastards.”