I go to the bathroom and sit upon my throne. As I’m sitting there, my cat comes strolling in and jumps into my shorts I have sitting around my ankles.
At the time I thought it was slightly amusing. I gave him a couple of pets. After a brief moment, he jumps away and goes about his day.
After that, I finished my business and pull up my shorts. All the sudden, I notice this wet sensation in the back of my bum.
I pulled my shorts back off and holy shit! The f’n cat PEED in there!!
GAH!! :mad:
Kitty’s trying to tell you something. Possibly, “Kill Me.”
Smart cat. I can see him giving you this look —> :dubious: and saying, with heavy sarcasm, “Okay, tell me again how I pissed your pants?”
I vote for “Your shorts smell like a litter box.”
Alternately, maybe he felt you were engaging in a bonding moment by peeing together. Or he was mad at you for pissing in his giant water bowl.
That’s what you get for taking a dump in his water bowl.
I can’t stop laughing.
Leave the sweats over the toilet. Monitor further peeing. If successful, eventually remove the sweats…potty trained!
Maybe the dingus bait your baby.
This made me smile. Thanks!
(Aside: why is it that cats feel the need to join us in the bathroom, anyway?)
You’re a captive audience with hands available for the pettin’s.
Go pee in its litter box.
Thank you so very, very much. I really needed that laugh. 
Not an equivalent retribution. Shakes needs to go pee on the cat.
This.
Hey, he coulda pooped there.
Fat Freddy: No cat poo in the shoes. Good little kitty!
Fat Freddy’s Cat: Just wait until you put on your stereo headphones, Freddy.
I can hear it now…
[Bill Murray]“Whoa! Whoa! Whoa…! Nice Shootin’, Tex…”[/Bill Murray]
When my cat has a UTI he’ll come and pee right in front of me, or right beside me (two weeks ago I was on my bed reading and he snuggled up to me and peed on the bed (and me, a bit). It’s like he’s trying to tell me he hurts. Being gone 12 hours a day for work, and having 14 animals to care for, it’s easy to miss the fact a cat is straining in a covered litterbox. This is his way of getting my attention. And boy, did it.
StG
Or at least the cat’s pants!
Or the cat’s pajamas!
